Lord forgive us for our sins.

And.. Dear Lord...Please don't let there be any uncompromising pictures of me and the bear....and none of me in that crazy church... and none of me shaking hands with the other teams mascot....

Lord forgive us for our sins.
A.Carr
Chicago, IL

We are left with a state of shock and awe after finding out a Michigan re-vote is probably not possible.

Is it safe to look yet?

Michael
Illinois

I can't "BEAR" to watch!

Billy Mueller
St. Louis, MO

I did not have sexual relations with that mascot.

March Sadness!

Although encouraged to cross racial divides their conversation breaks down. One thinks like a typical white man and the other like a typical bear.

-Jay
Denver, CO

Let's take bets on which one of these guys is going to be out of a job next year.

-now where did the coach's contact go??!

"I've told you kids before, it's all fun and games until someone gets hit in the eye!"

–an impromptu moment of sadness and silence to contemplate all the deaths/injuries Bush is responsible for--

It's okay...the big dance is always overrated.

999, 1000 , ready or not, here we come!

Michael

Illinois

I just can't "Bear" it!

Ok...it's Good Friday...Let us pray...

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hoops

I think the guys on Wall Street are going to love this guy!

HEAD ON !

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD....

HEAD ON!

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD....

We know it’s time for a new president when Americans cover their faces instead of their hearts when the National Anthem is played.

Don't give me a headache. You won't like me with a headache.

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

Form of a Bear......

Shape of a Losing Coach.......

Depression sets in at the firm of Bear & Stearns

My comment for 360 with picture of bear and man on their knees:

" Oh my God, he just said the D word to America!!!!"

It is OK for men and bear to cry and show emotions in public.

I cant take any more of this type of Hope and Unity!

How much lower do we need to stoop???

Some go to Mega-Churches, and others go to Monster-Churches

"Forgive us Lord, but is this what you meant when you said you would "bear" our sins?"

Oh,no! We've all been breached ! Now Grin and Bear it!

PLEASE, Dear Lord, Big Red needs you now! Do it for Rob! (M)

Oh God, what have I signed up to for 20 years!!! I hope they dont notice all that took place.

I swear God if you let them make it I'll never wear this stupid suit again!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

I can't bear to watch, either.

......18, 19, 20.
OK, ready or not here we come!

Oh Geez.. i cannot believe i am saying this but... BEAR! Suit Up..You're Goin In!!

Suddenly, upon entering the arena they cast their eyes upon the floor.

Ouch! We’ve gotta stop doing those moves we learned from the Three Stooges.

It looks like there’s only two of us now. . . must avoid direct eye contact with the space creatures.

This is weird – the bear lost an eye-button and I lost my glass eye.

..."All knees shall fall and all head shall bow"

Oh Geez.. i cannot believe i am saying this but… BEAR! Suit Up..You’re Goin In!!

Lorain, OH

Oops...I just pooped.

Hey bear, look! The floor's so shiny you can see the reflections from
under the cheerleaders skirts!

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

It's only been a few days past St. Patricks Day...

I think they said I'd see Pink Elephants....

But a Brown Bear...

Even worse in a team uniform....

I gotta quit.....

just "bear" with me a moment, ok.

DOH!
We could have had a V-8

DOH!
We could have made the Final-8!

What! The bear went to a church that reprinted a manifesto by Hamas!!!? Oh BROTHER!! How much lower do we need to duck??

It's a bear market out there.

Let's just dish out at her and see if nothing lands on us... if we just BEARly kneel.

Oh boy... I suppose hoodwink can come in rainbow colors.

Although he thought he had grown affliction, the bear apparitions would reappear whenever a headache snuck-up on Chrisopher Robin.

Bear "Oh boy, I don't feel so good...*barf*...who's my stand-in?"

Man "Oh God, why me? Why me!!!"

Hey, Boo-Boo!!!

Neither Ranger Smith or Yogi's teams did well in the brackets.

"Smarter than the average bear!", my %#!.

I asked for a giant "Easter Bunny" for the kids, and they send me this!

NOOO! That was my bracket!

Oh dear Lord please make this mascot stop copying my every move

What a headache, got any "Bear Aspirin"

This is "Un-bear-able"

Uggh, I can hardly BEAR it!

A "Bear" and a "Spare"

Wow! I can't believe that we both thought to propose at the same time to the same girl!

The Belmont Bruins were crushed when news came late to them on Thursday that Bill Richardson had chosen to endorse the Duke Blue Devils to win the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.

Jenn
Los Angeles, CA
(And a UCLA Bruin)

*After finding out that they were, in fact, not smarter than the average bear*

"Hey Coach, why don't they hang these eye-charts on the wall, like everyone else does?"

Huntington, New York

When they said "Basket" I thought they meant "Picnic Baskets!" Right Boo Boo?

That's what you get for being hard-headed, but short-sighted!

Each cast their eyes downward, embarrassed for Stephen Colbert with his references to 'Godless Killing Machines'

Sorry coach; but nobody told me head-butting was reserved solely for football season...

I wonder if a looser and a looser is a winning pair.

Bearly hanging on!

He didn't say that, did he? Oh ya! You are a typical white man go deal with it!

Just another typical wihite man,can't even look at Obama any more!!!

The simple bear necessities of life.

I know the world is watching.. We can always plead ignorance of global politics and save face later on... if needed.

BEAR, Did you just make that stink? Do I have to sit by you for this one too? Looks like there is a lot more where that came from.

I can't believe we have to listen to this chessey music on AC360.

Art , San Antonio Tx.

Bears whip up fear on Wall Street but not on the basketball court!

I simply adore you BEAR but I am really tired lately. Can we start over?

Bears couldn't get over the mountain!

I Should have used Preparation H! I should have used Preparation H!

"Alack! I know we said just the 'bear' necessities, but we thought it implied a little more"

Bears brought down to their knees!

Coach: Oh no, my wife just applied for a passport.
Bear: Your lucky, my wife just applied for a green card.

"GRRRRRRR...I'll help you find your contact lens as soon as I find mine."

We wanted Cheer Bear.... this moron showed up instead.

You put your Left Paw In

You put your Right Paw Out

You put yor Left Paw In

And you shake it all about!

"pssst....other hand, Bear."

Sherri
United Arab Emirates

I CAN'T BELIEVE I VOTED FOR OBAMA!!!

"Uuuggh. It's been a long week on the Obama campaign"

Dont cry I think youre' Bearriffic! Your race desnt matter......

BEAR, the road to November is looking a lot blurrier than yesterday, every day...

BEAR, well... not sure I can hug you anymore!!!

Would someone PLEASE put labels on the honey jar and the superglue!!

BEAR: I hope they don't notice that I planted that question too.
Man: OMG!! That can't be true.. We KNOW and BELIEVE you are clean politics. We believe you. We ADORE you. Just getting a little tired though. I wonder why.

BEAR, you are not racist.. you are just calling on other people's racism.. Of course, that white man harrassed your grandma in the bus-stop... throw her under the bus.. oh no, she lives!

With market trends as they are, the idea of a bear mascot seems like a bad idea

When they said make eye contact with the person next to you, they meant to look at them...

"Bears eat oats and Does eat oats...shucks, now what do little lambs eat again?" (If you remember this tune, you truly will be showing your age and then some, Anderson!)

BEAR: You knew the rules with me.. Wright side first.
Man: I thought I was at least #2.

"Oh God, not the dancing Hillary's again"
Adina
Florida

Lemme guess...they were out of bunny costumes.

You didn't say this is INFORMED democracy. Since when??

You mean I really have to THINK this time???? I was feeling great at least until January. Cant we just stay with that feeling?

PLEASE GOD, DON'T GIVE US 4 MORE YEARS, WE BOTH HAVE TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS WINTER........FOLEY,AL.

Bear : You get sick of being human sometimes, isn't it? Do you get jealous of bears and stuff sometimes?

Man : When I have to pay taxes.

Bear : Oh! I agree with you....

The night before, in the smoke-filled club, their eyes met and it was instant animal attraction. Yet, in the bright lights of morning that filled their awkward encounter at center court, there was only shame. Yes, another case of the dreaded 'bear' goggles.

Oh know! Don't tell me thats the "God father " in back of us.

Why is everyone always lookin down in a bear market?

The only fate worse than losing is explaining it later to Momma Bear. They'll have to lie. She hates sports anyway.

Len Alex, Roseland, NJ

BEAR: What does "earn it first" mean?
Man: You mean, you didn't know you had to earn it first?

Goldilocks, said there would be day's like this.

Man: Let's see what's you've got to show for it all.. you know, some real stuff..
BEAR: Not much. I told ya – CLEAN 'n POLITIC

I told him over and over,"In the woods".

As if losing the game wasn't bad enough, the crawl on the scoreboard just read that former NJ governor Jim McGrevey announced today that he was also involved in a threesome with these guys.

The inner creature in every man is a bear. When he kneels, the man must kneel as well, it's kinda like Thai Chi, slow, but powerful, all in unison.

If only " I " Could have prevented this.

I can't believe the fall of our Broker Company !!!!!
Yes I'm Bear and yes I am Sterns can you forgive us !

I can’t believe the fall of our Broker Company !!!!!
Yes I’m Bear and yes I am Sterns can you forgive us !

"I can't believe that just happened. Stephen Colbert can't be right, you aren't a godless killing machine."

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

" All this money and no satisfaction...."

This is a killer, "Just mount me on the wall now!

I knight thee.. Sir Teddy Ruxbin and Sir Not wishing to be in this photo

"If he misses this shot I guess I'll just grin and bear it."

I feel your pain brother bear, maybe next week they'll post a more bullish 360/beat photo.

Bear: "Ich wunsche mir fur ein glucklich tag."
Coach: "You're wishes aren't helping if they're in German!"

Oh my! so many funny comments, I'm not even going to TRY. Hats off to you funny bloggers!!!

Guy in the tie represents Federal govt and, bear represents Bear Stearn.

Fed says "Bear Stearn's loss is our loss"

Bear Stearns aren't the only ones saying their prayers right now!

"Tell me again why we are doing this-cause I can't breath."

Were so confused, why, oh, why don't they always show the picture & comment on T.V. during Beat 360.

There's nobody left on the bench...I can't put the mascot in .,,he doesn't have a jersey on!

This game is too "unbearable" to watch!

And now, the Rev. Wright will lead us in singing the National Anthem.

PPPSSSSSSSSSSST

HEY YOU..... MR COACH.

IS THIS THE SET OF BAD NEW BEARS GO DANCING PART 3?

The news is out! the Vice President has shot another friend!

I'm starting to get a little upset...

I'm not all Bear...

I'm part Beaver,

I'm part Teddy

I'm Part Buffalo

and some say I have a little Badger ( I'm not buying that)

So I'm officially a BEADYYUFALO...

"Did you see my contact lens?"

"No, you see mine?"

I can't believe Hilary Clinton just wont get out of the race!

Never knew planting questions was this easy!!

"Who said big bears don't cry?"

Man: What was that I heard just now?
BEAR: Just cleaning my nose with a WHITE tissue. I'll shake your hands in just a minute.

Gov. Richardson how could you do it I can't bear it

Oh God please lets not have a repeat of Florida 2000 elections this year.

Not another strategy from the Clinton campaign.

BEAR, do ya thinkk.. may be.. you kinda.. grew a bit too much too fast? Did you diet on lies?

I know Hillary I can't bear to see you like this either

Man: I`m praying for Eliot Spitzer because of the... circumstances.
Bear: I`m just crying. OK.

I can tell someone is upset after the collapse of "Bear" Stearns.

Bear mascot: Please let my team to win beat Duke in final 10 please???
Coach: me too pleasssseee help my team to win again Duke please god?

or
Bear mascot: Please Anderson? will you choose winner beat360 to all bloggers tonight?
Coach: Yeah, please Anderson? really please?

OH NO! I thought you said we were going to a ballgame NOT another campaign rally for B.O.

This is what you get when you invest in Bear Stearns!

Bear in mind that Obama picked us to win!

"The consequence of letting a "bear" ticker with your portfolio.

I've got one big headache, Yeah me too!

Steve
Los Angeles

Which college has Robin Williams as their mascot?

"I am just praying like your typical brown bear"

Shortly after their encounter Gov Spitzer and the bear from Conan O'Brien showed serious regrets.

Hey, whos the bear in the guy suit?

YOU CAUSED US A TECHNICAL FOUL?!
I thought your species only did that sort of thing in the woods?

This is how you do the "Bear Prayer"

BEAR: You knew the rules with me.. Wright side first.
Man: I thought I was at least #2.

"How embarrassing! I dressed up in this sexy leather outfit, and what you really wanted from the escort service was a hairy man? You know, bear really can mean bear!"

Darn, its true what they say. Polar bears can't jump

"Damnit my contact fell out again... it's gotta be around here somewhere... Hey, stop mocking me you jerk! Help me find it..."

Mascot: I can't believe I have to wear this costume.

Coach: I can't believe I have to wear this tie.

"...Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me..."

Oscar would you look At the wax build up on this floor. Felix would you stop with the floor? I am trying to work here.

I can't BEAR to see the end of this game

Oh snap! Brain-freeze.

"Dancing with the Stars" contestant Gentle Ben and partner Fabrice await the judges scores after an apparently disastrous fox trot.

with the budget cuts in the athletic department, this is the best I can do for am assistant coach

oh lord, not again, what have you done?

97, 98, 99 100 Here I come ready or not

We are both praying to the same God... The God xxxx America one!

Bear: Sniffle Sniffle [Blow nose with white tissue].
Man: I'm embarrassed.. Your toes are sharp shoeing.. and they match the ugliness of your sharp nails. Ok. I am all for unity too.

Oh, don't mope alone.. here, let me match you and help ruin the Party. You know, it's a lot more fun this way.

I heard it is many religious holidays today. Are you as confused in your prayers as I am??? [:LOL:]

Coach Put me in . I'll eat their top scorer.

Man: I am beginning to THINK.
BEAR: Oh No...... You have a character flaw.

"it was the blueberries, i tell ya..ill call the janitor"

BEAR: Are you the skinny version of Dan Rather?
Man: How did you know? Were the questions a bit too direct?

"Dear Lord, when I open my eyes...please don't let the bear still be there."

Ouch, two wedding proposals for Erica Hill and neither one was good enough.

bearing it all in prayer.

I really wish the coach would stop mimmicking my every move.

oooooh....DONT LOOK!!! ..COVER YOUR EYES ……..their putting Obamas passport information on the big screen again! I hate it when those state department idiot’s moonlight and get to run the score board!

wearing a disguise as a baketball player, the hungry bear slips in to a harmless game of duck duck goose. they had no idea what was about to happen...

Jason
Fair Lawn, NJ

Forgive us father for we have been betting on the brackets.

Should we just 'fess up and admit the affair? They're going to find out anyway.

Afghanistan? I was really busy with urgent work for four days preparing to read off the teleprompter. Things dont change in 4 days after 15 months. I have the best judgment. WHITE tissue please?

Hey, stop copying me, it is bad enough...

The next Democratic "Dream Team"

the boss said if i bear with you for a while i would get a raise.

Dont ask me if the people in the 11 big buildings are cold this winter. That is strictly off the table.. except if we are discussing the yardage next door.

Dont catch my bug.. you may end up in a certain Chicago Hospital Emergency waiting room.. but you dont have insurance, so that's not going to help you. Kaching!

Remember what your knees are for!

Nightmare? No, that was SHOCK and AWE!

Peter Parker
Philippines

We lost? There go da neigh-bear-hood.

For shame, please forgive us for the way we're playing...

" ED_ GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR CIALIS"'

Good Friday at the offices of Bear Stearns.

Oh no. I shouldn't have looked at those passport files...

Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

BEAR: Just go by your giddy feelings. BR did.
Man: Well, I am... I am beginning to think though.

Ok, let's begin your eye exam. Read all the letters on the bottom row.

I want a pic a nic basket

I lost my honey pot what did you lose?

just one more win please just one more

Erica said yes to the bear and no to me!

He who smealt it dealt it.

Yes, I go in the woods too...

I was just trying to comfort you, You didn't have to punch me… MAN!!!

Man! is that you that stinks or is it the team.

" I can't believe Rev. Wright just said that, I guess now the season is over with"

"Oh Man, Is that Rev. Wright going to do the national anthem?"

Don't bug us now, we a praying for a win!

I Should have had a V8

What's your problem? I wish I could hide in a costume!

bear stearns
rome burns
worm turns
fed yearns

fed yearns
worm turns
rome burns
bear stearns

bear stearns
worm turns
fed yearns
rome learns

"rou, rou, rou...rou"

Have you got a few minutes I left my sweater at home?

Hey, Bear, show me the HONEY!

When I said I loved you, I didn't mean it like that...

You can never trust an animal to play hide-n-go-seek...darn peekers.

Headon, apply diectly to the forhead; Headon, apply directly to the forhead; Headon, apply ...

Are we crying or praying...a one knee might not be enough!

"OMG!!! Senator Clinton really fouled that speech, didn't she? Maybe she should take some pointers from Obama..."

I TOLD YOU TO...KEEP....THE ...HONEY....AWAY FROM THE BALL!

I can hardly BEAR it!

Oh No! I hope no one recognized us in the background of the Rev. Wright's sermon tape...Our career will be hosed!

are you thinking what I'm thinking

Lord, I've scouted the hedges and highways to recruit for your church, now please do me this one solid and grant my team a win!

Amen

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
You catch them unawares. . .
See them gaily gad about.
They love to play and shout.

Coach: I wish I was the one in the bear suit right now...
Bear: I'm just glad I'm not the coach...

Ahhh! Brain freeze!

God....I really shouldn't 3 day old sushi. First I wake up with a migraine, and now I am seeing bears everywhere!

Clinton..McCain..Obama.....We don't care,,just get us in the final four

COME ON!!! YOU LOST THE BET , NOW PUT ON THE STINKIN' COSTUME!!!

"This Great China Air – (isn't all it's cracked-up to be).

Coffee N'Bagodoughnuts Reno, NV

If you really want to know the rest of the story, you will have to ask Goldylocks, she was there.

(at the DNC convention in Denver)

...And Lord, can we all just get along!

It is just down right unbearable!

Linda

Can't believe that both the beauty and beast want to marry the same woman...
Anderson: This can NOT be the fairytale ending I have been dreaming of. You're goin' down dawg! The fight for the woman ain't over till I say it is.

Total Bummer!

Darleen,Oklahoma

Retep Namkrow Lakeworth Florida

I thaught I kenw.

Great....I lost the bet. Now I gotta wear this tie for another game.

How many times are we going to do this?

"Let's take a moment to pray."

Baring one's soul, god it hurts.

Geez, is obama ever going to stop lying????

If the net pops I'll hug the bear and dance the papaya.

Embarrasement at San Francisco zoo as another animal escapes

McCain tells hopeful running-mates that loyalty and environmental credentials are key

For what we are about to receive may the lord make us truly thankful.Amen

Paul, London, United Kingdom

I wonder how many jellybeans were in that jar...