Heh, heh, heh…Prime Minister, I stopped smokin’ this stuff years ago, but I’ll take it anyway.

Hey! I got it across the border. Enjoy it like in the old days! But don’t smoke all of it at once!

President Bush: Gee, I’m sorry - I thought this was spinach or parsley!!!

Don’t drop the bowl. This is PRIMO, dude.

They’ll never guess we are really holding hands…

Magically delicious

He He, I love your holiday, especially the drinking part. I’ll put this on top of the keg.

Sorry, Georgie, China makes the real Wateford crystal now.

This isn’t the kind of green I was talking about. You know Cheney and I love that other green stuff that we get from Halliburton.

Ahern:
May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.

UMMM…yeah, I’m a little late on the trouble part huh?

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Prime Minister, we should send this green stuff to Al Gore, we can do much better handling the gold.

Did you actually say this plant makes Oil…

Golly, wow! Thanks Prime Minister! My very own CHIA PET!

Thank you … “we’re on top of it” … I’m gonna deploy leprechauns with these “magic flowers” to all of the major US banking officials

A voss of Shamrocks, because we thought you might need as many wishes as we could spare, to save your arse right now, Georgie!!!

Eh-heh, Eh-heh. That’s fenny, Mr. Prime Mernerster, but while I have you here, let me aks you sumpem else :
If I plant these in the Rose Garden, any chance I can grow a little more luck?
‘And, those little LEP-Ree-Corns, …are they available for hire? ‘And, they’re not union, are they?

THANK YOU , BUT …WE REPUBLICAN ARE NOT VAGETERIANS.

STEVE RAMSEY
HIGH LEVEL, ALBERTA, CANADA

LET IT GO MR. PRESIDNET ITS MINE…….

STEVE RAMSEY
ALBERTA- CANADA

You’ll be back on the ranch soon. Thought I’d bring you something to feed the horse!

Sorry !! … no leprechaun, George… but this might help improve your legacy.

“Gee, George, I’m really not sure what dressing goes on Shamrocks.”

Primer Minister Ahern: Mr. President, I know we are having fun, but its time we go green… here is the leadership baton… forget about the drinking part of our celebration…

President Bush: It was about time for you to realize America needs to retake the command for a serious green revolution…I am sure all three Senators will agree with me on this issue…

Ilonga Iwondo
Detroit, Michigan

“Now if I can only drum up some Ranch sald dressing, we’d be in business! “

HEY GEORGE,

I CAN SMELL YER FRESH MINTY BREATH!

George Bush: “Well, gee, thanks Bertie. I know just where to put this, right next to my Dick Chenney Chi pet. Cha-Cha-Chi-YA!”

So, is this what people mean when they say we should be “Going Green”?

Ahern: “Move to Ireland, we like Leprechauns, hahaha”
Bush: “Hehehe, Lepra-whats?”

We call them weeds in Crawford!

Uhmmm….you know I’m from Texas right and I’m not really Irish?

Mind if I send these over to Eliot Spitzer? He needs them more than me!

This guy must be absolutely out of his lovin shamrocks to think that I am Irsih! Doesn’t he know I’m Republican?!

Now here’s one Irish tradition I’m still allowed to embrace!

A pot! A Pot? I need a truckfull of 4 leaf clovers, and could you bring me a leprachun and his gold too??

Bush: I appreciate your gift Prime Minister Ahern. I’m not superstitious by any means, but at this point I’m willing to try anything…

President Bush: Can I smoke this?

Tonya
Fayetteville, AR

The two have grown quite close since “top friend-ing” one another on myspace.

Better give some of these to Obama, he’ll need the luck . He already has the blarney part down pat.

Thanks Bertie, I’ll have this bowl of Lucky Charms for breakfast tomorrow!

Bertie: Ha ha, yeah, George, the “They’re after me Lucky Charms” line is hilarious…the first hundred times.

Bush:
Wow! Looks like somethin’ I scrape off my boots while I take back the land, at the ranch! I love brush!! Wanna see what else I got that’s green? And nice spittoon!

“Yes, Mr. Bush, I’m sure they go well with Ranch.”

Mr. President, it is with great pleasure that I give you this Chia Pet as a token of gratitude from the people of Ireland.

So, is this what people mean when they say we should be “Going Green”?

Hey man! I found that pot of Gold,and it was in my back yard!

I’m sorry Mr. Ahern, I really like you but I still think it was a big mistake
taking financial advice from you!

Bertie, you really think backing the dollar with this stuff will improve its value on the currency market?”

Bush: “Gee, thanks, Bertie. That sure is lot of mistletoe.”
Ahern: “Wrong holiday, George.”

There’s another bowl for McCain in the car. Figured he’s going to need the luck more than you.

Alright, who ever can spell the word leprechaun first wins this trophy. Mr. President, may the luck of the Irish be with you.

Where’s the pot of Gold???

“Heh heh, that’s a mighty big McSalad, Prime Minister, heh heh”

You didn’t hide any of them lil’ leprechauns in here now right? You know I’m terrified of leprechauns… especially that one that hides in my TV set, and tries to hide marshmellows in my Cheerios.

Irish Prime Minister:

“Mr. President, may you find some lucky clover with four leaves in this beautiful Waterford bowl.”

President Bush:

“If I can find weapons of mass destruction where they don’t exist, I’m sure that I can find a few four leaf clover in this bowl!!”

Mickey, South Boston, Massachusetts

President Bush: “I could sure use some of that Luck of the Irish right now!”

Prime Minister Bertie Ahern: “I know it can bring you a wee bit o’ luck, but it can’t perform miracles!”

Looks like someone got into the Guinness a bit early. No more luck for you!

Bush:
Hey wait! This isn’t the green beer you promised!

Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern:
“Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? ”

President George Bush:
“Regular rocks are too heavy?”

Happy Retirement Mr. President, “wink” Columbians love you.

Bertie! you shouldn’t have…I hope you brought the green cognac dutch master cigars to match!

Hurry up and snap the picture…all this green is reminding the American public of money they no longer have!

Prime Minister Ahern is thinking:
I can’t believe Bush actually brought this, I wish I had two!

President Bush is thinking:
I can’t be live I bought his from him for only 12 Billion; now with this Irish gold producing plant, are economy will be fixed in no time! I can’t wait for it to start blooming!

Ever have this with “Ranch Dressing?” MMMMMM Good!

Hey Ed Mac man this is not the ten million dollar check you gave everybody else. What’s up with this green stuff.

And then dense son asked (again) why on this night do we eat bitter herbs?

With the state of the economy I’m going to need more than this silly clover superstition to help…Do you know any leprechauns?

You actually picked all these for me! Someone has too much time on their hands.

You found all this in the White House lawn? We need better lawn care!

And they say I don’t go green! When I have been a huge supporter of St Patrick’s day since college!

So Bert what about making me Irish for the day? I mean my administration has been known to chase a rainbow or two.

bush: can i make this into ethanol?

Upon us all, could some economic luck please fall?

” I was hoping for a Pot of Gold or at least a bowl of Lucky Charms.”

“What are you doing here? I thought it was a national holiday in Ireland.”

“I’ll put on a green tie but I won’t take off my American Flag lapel pin.”

With the struggling economy even Pres. Bush is forced to take up a second job at the local produce market.

May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
John is watching the battle between two,
that Clinton and Barack

Laura told me I needed to eat more leafy green things -thanks so much - did she call youuuuu??

Wait , wait, I think you just gave me a great idear Ahern. maybe we can make ethanol out of this, and then the price of corn will go down.

President George Bush receiving the Shamrock cup for this years new reality show, Riverdancing with the leprachauns.

Donna from Boston should win..
”Magically Delicious” is hilarious!

Maybe this is the kind of green we need to boost the economy!

Where’s St. Patrick when you need him? He could have driven the snakes out of Washington…

I guess this is what they mean by”raw politics.” ralph allentown p.a.

What is Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture… you’re a funny one Mr. President

Congratulations Mr. President, you the winner of the 2008 Blarney award!

“It may look like I am smiling Mr. Ahern, but really I am trying to hold back a sneeze…I am really allergic to this stuff…”

After landing in her own “Pot O’ Gold” today, Heather Mills may actually be smiling even bigger than these two lads!!!

Courtney
Chicago

Prime Minister Ahern: Here you go, George. Just a little luck to help you through the rest of your time in the White House.

President Bush: Thanks, I appreciate that. But how is poison ivy lucky?

Hey, would it be possible for CNN to add a note to this blog telling us where to check for the results of this contest? It would sure be nice to be able to check if you submit a comment, then have to be away when the show is on. Thank you.

MODERATOR: Cherie - we’ve been trying to post the segment from the show to our showpage at cnn.com/360. (We didn’t do the segment Friday because of some breaking news).

This is exactly what we need to help Amercia go green.
Do you have more of this stuff? Can we trade outside of Naftsa for
some of these new bio-fuels? Send some to my ranch.
‘a course, maybe it’s just salad?

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WIsconsin

A-heh, heh, heh! Thanks buddy. I could use really use this right now. U know things aren’t going to well for me… the anniversary of the Iraq war, America’s bad economy, high gas prices - even my own party is getting sick of me

“What a kidder ….. he gives a bush to a Bush!”

Thanks Prime Minister. I love Chai Pets.

Mine!
No,mine!
No!Mine,I say!

Well since I sang “Green, Green, Grass of Home” at the Gridiron, I suppose you want my encore rendition of “I’m looking for a Four Leaf Clover” now?

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Bush:
Thank you Prime Minister! This container is the perfect helmet for my Glass armor! Now all I need is some shin gaurds and I’ll have a suit!

Ahern:
Ha ha ha ha! That’s a good joke Mr. President.

Bush:
Who’s Joking? heheh..Take that Urakai!

“Minister Ahern, this is the biggest Bonsai plant I’ve ever seen!’

Hey, I really appreciate the salad. Tell me where Ireland is again.

Mr. President I think you need this more the I do, at this time.

Luck of the Irish to ya… Shamrocks of Green…

A little Irish quotes for ya today….The cat is his own best adviser

I have the Guinness, in the back room… for a Grando’ Irish blessing…
A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.
Here’s a toast to your enemies’ enemies!

“Mr. President I will give you this bowl of Shamrocks on the condition that you don’t start doing the Riverdance!”

Cha cha cha chia…

“Thanks, Mr. Prime Minister, but it’ll take even more lucky shamrocks to move my approval ratings above 35%….”.

“Just rub this pot, Mr President, and your wishes will come true. Interest rates will come down, the economy will be fine and it will be McCain………. “

Smell our wonderful grass! When it’s getting to dangerous for you in America you’re always welcome in Ireland.

I might be a good old boy from Texas but I know Catnip when I see it.
Wink..Wink, Dick…get the bong!

“Don’t I get a Cup O’ Soup with this?”

I’ve always heard the grass is always greener on the other side - I just can’t figure out which side I’m on already.

And Mr. President the good thing about the four leaf Clover is that it will grow in leaps and bounds with just a few drops of water daily. It doesn’t need oil to flourish! How Amazing it that?

“Mr. Prime Minister, I’m going to need much more luck that this.”

Thanks for the grass, prime minister. Maybe if I share it with Congress they’ll finally do what i want.

If you look close enough you’ll not only see a Bertie in the Bush but you’ll also see Kermit the Frog.

Now I know this probably wasn’t on Jenna’s registry, but…

WOW MAN you gotta try this! Maybe this will help you make some right decisions for a change.

I would give you gold but you might try to send it to Iraq.

Can we smoke this?

Say, if we rattle it a bit, will we have a shamrock shake??

I couldn’t get a pot of gold past airport security, so this will have to do.

Hey Dude…can you hold this for me for awhile? I can’t smoke it till next February!

A little green to spread into the economy…just what we need.

Uh, thanks, Mister Prime Minister. I really don’t think this’ll help with the Bear Stearns bailout, though. We need a pot o’ gold, not a pot o’ weeds.

Smells like Luck Charms…

Did you hear the joke about the guy who said gas prices will reach $4 a gallon?

Crestview FL

This is for your Republican friends George. They are gonna need all the luck they can get to beat the Democrats this year…

wow, inflation sure has gone up! I’ve never been able to afford all THIS!

Thanks but Dad won’t let us eat broccoli around here.

If i sell all this will it buy me another four years?

Found it online George…
Just two cups water, and your economy will blossom from here.

thanks that’s just what america needs another bush

The oil companies bowls are full of cash

Here George,

This is the first shipment of the Columbia Fair Trade Agreement !!!

Thanks, I am gonna need ALL the luck I can get!!!

Thanks, Bertie! Right now, I need all the luck I can get!

President Bush: Finally, I found something that the dollar is worth more than……shamrocks!!!!!

So… i should mix this with my barley and hops recipe to make green beer?

Thanks, Prime Minister. But all the shamrocks in the world can’t raise my approval rating.

Thanks PM, but all the lucky charms in the world won’t help this administration.

No, it’s not broccoli!

Who knew they named shamrock after a broccoli

Well, uh thanks…but with the current economy this wasn’t the kind of green I was hoping for.

Prime Minister Ahern:
“A leprechaun asked me to give you these for good luck Mr. President.”

President Bush:
Really? This is just the luck we need, be sure to thank Obama for me!

Down in Texas we eat collards and greens, but this is sumthin’ I can’t wait to taste

Here Mr. President maybe this will help your economy.

Hey Bertie, did I get any spinach in my teeth? Heh heh.

“Hmm. Is this in a waterford crystal vase? Maybe I can sell this to prove I’m doing something about the economy…..”

Hey I heard you guys were having some money issues, so I figured I would bring you a little green.

Love the Shamrocks but was really hoping for the Pot of Gold!

” ‘Do I have Ranch dressing?’ Heck, I have a whole ranch!”

Dude,I gave this up in the 80’s.Don’t tell Laura.

Thanks, this will go great with my red phone!

Well thank you Prime Minister, I it’s rather romantic….just like being in the field in Iraq.

Hey, this is a shamrock bush! Get it? A shamrock bush! Hee, hee,hee.

Thx…I can use all the luck I can get right about now with my approval ratings!

“With the way your administration has been going, I felt you could use a wee bit o’luck’.”

Are these the the kind that will bring me some sort of luck? Pot of gold? A recession fix? Something?

Thanks Lepracon!
I can use a little good luck because of the mess I created!

I think we need to give this to the next President. He or She will need all the luck they can get to get out of the mess I put our country in!!

Bush: Finally, some green that holds its value!

Here George, eat some roughage, it’ll improve your outlook.

So we really are “Going Green”?

Prime Minister to GWB: At *something* is growing faster than the U.S. economy!

“President Bush, with any luck, these shamrocks will help you escape a most certain recession!”

you may as well taste it everybody will be eating grass before i’m done.

“Heh, Heh…thanks Mr. Prime Minister. Looks like this green is more valuable than our own greenback. Now I can bail out Bear Sterns…heh, heh.”

“Thanks for all the four leaf clovers! Don’t let anyone know, but my country could use all the luck it can get.”

Wait, is it April 20th already? To the ranch!

“Can you make sure McCain gets this, he’s going to need em.”

“We’ve heard you’re in need of some Lucky Charms, Mr. President.”

Prime Minister Ahern: We just saw this lying outside and we automatically thought of you. We call it Bush Jr.

This is great, but where are the purple horseshoes and blue diamonds?

Here you have a nice helping of green stuff….. officially you can be your own oil company now

Wow! Was this really made in China?

Can I use this as money or oil?

Thanks. I can use a little luck because of the mess I created!

Mr. President here is my countries contribution to help the economy…..BUSH ” Come on the economy is not that bad but I might need it around January “

I just can’t! If I accept any more green from old white guys in suits the IRS might start asking some questions.

” Thanks for the bush. Do I have to get you an Ahern?”

Hey George, forget about that stimulus package, use this.

Prime Minister says, “George, I’m noticing you’ve got DISHPAN HANDS…kinda tickles too”.

Been in the refrigerator for 6 months, I forget what it was

an Irishman and a ‘bush’

World’s Greatest Blarney Slinger Award

“Are there weapons of mass destruction inhere?”

Thanks for the salad. Ireland has always been my favorite city.

Let’s give these to Hillary - in honor of her role in that peace deal!

George: Gee, thanks Mr. Ahern! Now I don’t have to think anymore about what to put on my bed sheets!!!

“I couldn’t bring you the Blarney Stone , but I hope this will bring you a wee bit o’luck.”

don’t worry Mr. President , there is enough to go around!!!

That is funny….but seriously look at the economy….where is the leprechaun’s gold?

“Thanks for the green salad,don’t forget my poached Halliburton……..For the others, LET THEM EAT CAKE!”

Thanks Bertie, hehehe…with gas prices the way they are these days, I’m hoping my fellow Americans would remember dubia as the greenest president! On a serious note, would ranch dressing be fine with this thing?

now remember, add some green onions and hot bacon grease.

You can’t fool me. These things don’t look like rocks at all.

Hey it’s wearing green today too…. LOL

Don’t worry Mr. President, enough to go around!!!
M.G. Sacramento, CA

“Well, thanks for this honorable token on this fine day. I tell ya, if the American people can’t see much money in their pockets these days, at least today, they can see some kinda green in a bowl.”

Are these worth anything?

Prime Minister: So it’s a deal!…We now own Texas.

I appreciate the thought, but I don’t actually have any horses on the ranch in Crawford.

Thanks for the salad, minister, but where’s the beef?

Francisco Rodríguez-Burns
San Juan, Puerto Rico

If we feed this to Hillary will she go away?

Gee Barney the white house dog will sure enjoy wetting these down.

Just look as goofy as you can…

Damon - Detroit

PM: President you have found my pot of gold ;

what is your wish ?

Bush : Prime Minister , I wish we found WMD in Iraq right now ;

Mr. President Olive Oyl from County Cork sent you this spinach and said you were to eat it and then you’d be able to beat your adversaries.

Sorry Mr. President, we couldn’t find a shamrock tree, because you could really use a lot more help than a shamrock plant.

Sawwy Mr. Pwesident there were no WMD’s but, We did find this in a wabbit hole eh eh eh.

If this renewable energy source is as promising as we believe, the global warming problem will be postponed until right after I leave office.

Quick Mr. Prime minister…let’s dump it on my dad! He hates broccoli!

I did what you asked, George, but I’m not sure if this is the kind of green that Bernanke was referring to.

I was hoping our administration would gather momentum, not moss.

President: “You can let Al Gore know I’m going green now! It’s in the palm of my hands. Hey…I should put this on my facebook!”

no i can’t take these back, bertie. i gave you those there green diamonds as a gift to your nation, greenland.

Prime Minister thinks: All the blooming shamrocks in Ireland wont help him now. Pre. Bush thinks: Too darn little, too darn late.

Thanks for the basil, but I’m not Italian ?

Mr. President, you should have seen how many chia pets we had to shear to get these.

Congratulations Mr. President, you’ve won the :World’s Greatest Blarney Slinger Award”

George Bush unveiled the latest technology in the war against terror today: the chia bomb

I haven’t laughed this hard since Congress sent me that bill to ban waterboarding.

Congratulations Mr. President, you’ve won the “World’s Greatest Blarney Slinger Award”

the “bears” pillaged the money tree & all thats left is this simple Bush

I brought what you asked, George, but I don’t think this was the kind of green that Bernanke was referring to.

The guy who handed it to me says Its the latest thing …the Lucky Leprechaun suicide bomb. They must think we’re stupid!

(inside his head):
meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow……

I was just going to bring you one, but after hearing the latest about your economy, I figured you could use all the help you could get.

awe…., a valentines day gift. how sweet!

Wow, Thanks for the Bagdad Blitz Coca plant seedlings! How can I thank you Mc CAINE

Hey, you can have it, Didn’t give me any luck!

“Sham- ROCKS ya’ll! YEEEEE HAAAAAAA!

I hope these are Euros not Dollars!!

“I see you’ve been snooping ’round my Rose Garden, Mr. Prime Minister!”

Mr. President shamrocks is like spinach to Popeye! AAARRRGGGHH!

“Laura, look it. Real Imported Foreign Flowers for Jena’s weddin’ and a punch bowl we could save for the baby shower!”

I didnt invad Iraq because I dont like Tabbouleh, go ahead and release the parsley and mint sir!!

“Nothing like the smell of freshly cut grass, reminds me of summers on the old tractor back at the ranch!”

Ha..Ha..Ha, Bertus I don’t think even this much spinach can help!!!

Thank you prime minister, I have to bring back something for the American people after I squandered all of their tax dollars.

So, we give this to the Sandi’s and they will help us lower the oil prices right?

mmm… Big Salad

Can I get a side of ranch with that?

Prime Minister Ahern: Well, Mr. President, even cowboys need their greens.

I was hoping these were Euros not Dollars!!

So your greens’ in euros, right?

Thank you,
I need some luck, does this also work for popularity to?

Bush: How many leafs are on this one?

Bush: How many leaves are on this one?

How about “A bush for a Bush”

Georgie Hears a Woo!

Man, I wish I had these 8 years ago!

Hey Prime minster can I bail out Bear Sterns with you secret pot of gold…..Yeah and can you tell me where some more Leprechauns are.

Shammrocks to go with your Blarney!!!!

Bush: Do you have any more these here lucky charms? I need all I can get!

PM: Please accept this gift as a token of…..
Bush: hehe our hands are touching!

I think you mistook me Mr. Ahern when I said I needed a little more green

Leslie Patton
Fargo ND

Well, shimmer me timbers got the shamrocks, now where’s the gold? !!

Mr. President, this “BUSH”may bring you better luck…

G.W.: “Recession? All right, maybe. I admit it. I’ve never been completely forthcoming. But who cares, man? Look what I got! A bowl of shamrocks! Can you eat ‘em?”

You mean this is what a shamrock looks like, I always thought it was a real rock.

Prime Minister:

“Just found these stubborn weeds outside my front porch. Finally got rid of ‘em this morning. Maybe you can throw them away for me?”

Bush:

“Ehehe… That is a definite question, but I am more or less obliged to maybe not take it.”

Bush ” Thank ya. Heck, I sure hope there is enough green in that vase to reduce our deficit !

I’m creating another stimulus package for the economy with these shamrocks sent over by my Leprachaun Advisory Committee.

I’m creating another stimulus package for the economy with these shamrocks sent over by my Leprachaun Advisory Committee.

So this is what I have done to the U.S. Dollar? Looks kinda pretty!

My pet goat loves this stuff!

I figured if it was in crystal, they wouldn’t know the difference…

Do you want Ranch or Oil?

Was this made in China??

hey, lucky charms! where is the blue diamonds?

nice try bertie, but this doesn’t compensate for losing 12 rounds of blackjack in a row.

Maybe I should give this to John McCain, he’s gonna need it after what I did to the economy!

Pass me shamrocks to McCain, he can use some luck of the Irish to win in November.

I need all the green I can get, the dollars on a slowdown.

Paul Clarke
salisbury, MD

“Cool! BIO FUEL stuff.”

“No matter how much of this stuff I give you…..nothing is going to or ever could help you!”

I thought you said their was Weapons of Mass Destruction in here