"You're doing a great job, Brownie!"

Politics and economics. Smile! Smile no matter what is in your mind!

Henry Kissinger : " I wished would been this easy when I was dealing with Golda Mair"

So, this is how you dislocate someone's shoulder?

Hey Hank....where did you get those great glasses? I'm in need of a pair....they tell me I'm pretty short sighted.

It's amazing how the public swallows that crap about what I said about the economy, isn't it?

Bush to Kissinger-
Hey, Henry-I'm thinkin' as I go into retirement I'll be needin' a manager since everyone's been ravin' about my recent singin' at the Governor's Association. You got tunes?

David you are too funny....and tomorrow is the ides of March for all the Macbeth lovers out there

Beat 360 Caption

Kissinger: So this is what "grin and bear it" really means

Please don't "Kiss"inger me!

Karyne, Toronto, Canada

So Henry...are you sure you don't need a job? I sure could use some of that foreign policy mumbo jumbo you are SO great at!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

"Seeing this guy makes me feel I have so many years ahead of me!"

Show off those dentures Henry. The way the economy is looking, they're probably all that you will have left pretty soon.

Bush: Hey we have something in common! You worked for an impeached president and I could have or should have been one!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

George to Kissinger:

"See....the world didn't come to an end 'cuz we invaded Iraq, it's going to be "ok..." hug, squeeze, hug "...we're still here...relaxxxxxxxx."

Kissinger, saying to himself: "hahahahahaha, get your arm off of me!"

Tita

C'mon Henry, I'm more popular than Nixon, right???

"See, you DO like noogies!"

Alexa Marks
Ashburn, VA

Bush: "I'm mean I watched you as a kid. My brother Jeb is going to be so jealous when I tell him I met Captain Kangeroo"

Come on, Hank, laugh it up! And I'll take my foot off your instep when you do.

The economy is in great shape when you understand fuzzy math.

Kissinger:Mr. President.............Please back up please for they think that we got a thing going on .

Bush"Who is this guy?"
Kissinger:"Who is this guy?"

" Keep smiling Mr. Kissinger and the world will belive that we are not headed for a recession."

So what was your name again?

I don't know anything about the economy...ol dog !!...but I fooled them again.

"Keep up that fake smile Hank and pretend you like me, or I'll send you to negotiate peace in Iraq!"

Dr. Kissenger, tell me am I a worser President than Trickey Dick?

Got any advice for Condoleezza. on this war thing?

No, really! I love your new hairdo, momma.

Here here Kissie, who said I have not been listening to you. your plan is working, world domination and all, its all you baby, all you...

"Henry, you're a realist...how do you like my odds on Dancing With the Stars?"

"Did you really jump out of that plane with the boyscouts knapsack?"

I know two guys that won't worry about their reirement!

"Kiss it good-bye"

"I know it was you, Henry. You broke my heart..."

What's the deal, we've got muppets for the "Beat 360" two days in a row!

Ryan
Kenai, Alaska

Now that the hard part is over, lets go out and "Paint the Town Red!"

Wadya say, you and me head down to Crawford and figure some way to get me out of this fix?

- Thanks for being the only person who clapped for me, Henry. That made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

- Hey Henry, now that that stupid talk about the economy is out of the way, wanna come back to the White House with me and have a couple of beers?

President bush I know you like to kiss people on their cheek.....but please sir don't Kiss–me–in–here because I'm Henry Kissinger.

Fort Myers, Fl

Ha! ha! no KIDDING it's been hard to keep a straight face when I tell them we're not in a recession.

Let me hear you say "Barack Obama" again

Then I told em we was goin in to get them weapons.....

"Um, yeah, it's parsley I reckon."

"Kiss it good-bye!!!"

St. Louis, MO

Robert

Between you & Arnold, I don't know who says "Barack Obama" funnier

Okay – now you just tell them how nice I am and I will Endorse you too to be our next President.

George W. Bush and his mother, Barbara Bush.

Ryan
Kenai, Alaska

Aww, come on Henry, I know you love me.
Come on, just admit it!

My speech on the "Economy" wasn't suppose to be funny.

Henry, I made so much money off this Iraq War with the Oil Prices sky-rocketing – if they only knew!

...is a "shepard" a dog or a person in germany? I love American style chocolate cake! You ever hunt kangaroos in Austria? How do you say "recession" in German"...

ADAM TYLER
LANSING, MI

"Uhm...Mr. President...President Nixon used to tickle me in the exact same place."

Kissinger thinking: someone help me he thinks I'm his buddy, couldn't I have been invited to go hunting with Dick Cheney instead.

"C' mon Henry, Surely you've got another peace talk up your sleeve. Where I can send you. The Arab-Isreali thingie, Arab oil cartelos, terrorisamists, and the latest donnybrook, Clinton-Obama. Better not touch that one till after August."

Henry, that Rummie didn't have the powder to blow his nose!

As Henry Kissinger has to be polite and not tell him where to go, his thoughts are elsewhere: "I wish he had a breathmint – hey, who's that over there?"

Henry: I only agreed to meet you here sir because I thought you meant the OTHER "E-Club" of NY.

"I'm gonna run for Prez of Texas next spring, wanna be my VP?"

Robert
St. Louis, MO

Henry, wheres your "American Flag pin" Aren't you proud anymore?

"Hey Hank. Nothing better than being rich in the face of all this economic uncerta...uncertaint...uh...in the face of this here bad economy."

George and Henry celebrate their casting in a Broadway revival of "The Odd Couple."

"Just between us," President Bush asks, "how do you keep such minty fresh breath?"

Do you think Queen Lizzy will know it was us that called and asked for Prince Albert in a can???

How bout them gas prices Henry!! How bout them Cowboys Dubba!!

Well they make fun of the way you talk too!!

Kissinger muses silently: "If only I had a geopolitical crises to shuttlecock to just about now!"

and then i told McCain I would attend all his Presidential library committee meetings,he-he

I know , I know it's really hard out here for apimp.

I cannot grasp this economy issue. It keeps slipping through my oil-slicked hands. Gas, $4.00 a gallon, I don't believe that. Be a good surrogate and go tell the American people, "This is only a test. The worst is yet to come".

ah come on Henry you had a couple of scandals with "the ladies " in your days! ralph allentown p.a.

Kissinger (what he is thinking): Oh boy. This guy has no idea what he's talking about

Do you still have the key's to "Camp David" you ole dog

Bush: "you believe me right?"
Kissinger: "Haha haha hahahaha"

Hey Hank, Why don't you throw your hat in the ring? I'm sure John would love to have you for a running mate!