“Cindy? Run over to the Gingriches and see if they can spare us some Eye of Newt…”

I feel like one of the three witches in Macbeth..Obama and Hilary are the other two..lets all chant….
“Double, double toil and trouble; / Fire burn, and cauldron bubble”

Looks like its almost time to cook up some good dirt on those democrats…make sure it’s hot. I want it to burn.

“Ok, I’m carrying the big stick, and stirring up the melting pot. Now if everyone stops digging up dirt and speaks softly, I might just win this thing!”

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble

So much for straight talk!

This is just a little something I like to call liberal- oops, I mean conservative stew…

I’ll add a little pinch of Bush’s tax cuts, a little of Obama’s poetry and a little of Huckabee’s conservatism to my presidential potion.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

What am doing with this stick in my hands? I should be using my hands to vote for Mike Huckabee!

I haven’t even begun to scrape the bottum of the bucket.

“A chicken in every pot” - It worked for Hoover in ‘28, I should know, I was there!

Maybe if I stir the pot long enough I can make more trouble for Obama!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

See…I told you that I’m not too old to cook up a presidency.

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

The Mccaindyman can, the Mccaindyman can
The Mccaindyman can ’cause he mixes it with love
And the nomination tastes good
’cause the Mccaindyman thinks it should

And I make the best Texas Chili too…..Cindy says it’s “HOT”!

Its my own family recipe” Straight Talk Soup” But I changed the ingrediants after the 2004 election. But really, its pretty good., my friends!

Sarah, Pensacola, Florida

Looks like Huckabee’s goose is pretty much cooked…..

Economy, no problem see what I do with it..

“Walk softly and stir the campaign with a big stick.”

“Speak softly and stir this campaign with a big stick.”

“I’ve got the mop and pail and I’m ready to clean up Washington!”

” Nobody’s gonna notice I spiked the punch, woohoo”

See I know how to stir it up………
Just like Obama?

“Is this age potion ready OAR not?

It took some time but Huckabee’s goose is finally cooked.

Add in an introduction from an offensive radio personality, a New York Times affair article, some campaign money, cracks at Hillary, and a promise for no new taxes…then stir and there you have it…a McCain campaign for 2008.

Ross, Lubbock TX

In political news today, there was a shocking revelation that Senator John McCain may have experimented with pot when he was in his 70’s.

Bubble Bubble I think I am in trouble.

Hey Huckabee!!! I got a pot full of delegates! What have you got?

“I’ll say it again, the key to keeping your laundry clean is in how well you manipulate your staff!”

Let’s stir this melting pot up in election ‘08! Soup’s on, America!

Report - ahhh Senator McCain what are you doing?
McCain - My laundry! duh
Reporter - you have heard of a washing machine, haven’t you?
McCain - What’s a washing machine?

I wounder if Bush started off this way ?

Senator McCain gladly shares his own recipe for trashcan punch at the local fundraiser.

a spoon of democrats and the recipe is ready to win!!

chimbote
PERU

I know I’ll be the republican candidate, but I’m making this big Mojito to try to get them happy about it.

showing once again McCain can be bi-partisan he helps Hillary with her witch’s brew!

all I need is one Democrat

….oh the things one has to do to get elected

Patricia - Chicago, IL

Always ready to describe himself as “strong on defense”, John McCain quite dramatically impales a representative stock pot, hoping to woo the ever elusive “culinary vote”.

Nor
Arlington VA

chop up some huckabees, season it with a little obama and clinton, and here’s the 08 presidential loser stew. enjoy!

I shared my secret “rib recipe” with the press, now they want my moonshine recipe too?

“My friends, contributions have been low this week, but someone did donate this old pot and oar, and I’ve prepared some straight-talk stew for your dining pleasure”

McCain requested the chance to take part in the re-enactment of how food was prepared in the old days, it brought back fond memories.

A cup full of Obama, a pinch of Bill, stir..and wa la! Hillary will be all done!

“hey grampa, what’s for dinner?”

Someone throw in 2 Clinton hairs and a dose of sweet Obama, then we’re cookin… yes sir, then we’re cookin

“I said I’d follow Osama to the Gates of Hell, not stir some gumbo for a spell”

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Ok ———–who ate all of the Obama Chicken soup?

we’re sending the new york times over another load of dirty laundry.

The melting pot is complete. Time to put up the border fences.

Farmington, CT, USA

“I know Barack speaks softly, but I can carry a big stick! Together, we are invincible.”

…and I’ll be your next Iron Chief!

I wonder what conservatives would think when they see me cooking…

My Party told me that if I want to win the Presidency, I’d butter churn-out
more conservative votes.

Anyone for “Hill-Bee-Barack ” stew

Stir it up
little darling
stir it up

Anyone care for some of “McCain’s Moderate Republican Stew?”
During long congressional sessions, I’d pass this stuff across the aisle to the Democrats, and they loved it!

They didn’t tell me this was part of the campaign plan. I’m running for president so I don’t need to do this for a job.

“Anyone know any good melting pot jokes? Heh, heh.”

MMMM, Tortilla soup in my caucus caldron! A good Tex~Mex recipe for latino votes!

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

“It´s called Liberal Conservatism… It´s my own recipe!”

” I’m making my victory soup.”

New Jersey

mmmm, Democrat… the other white meat. Tastes like chicken!

If this secret recipe really works, we’ll be done with Huckabee once and for all.

No soup for you!!

Hamilton, Ontario
Canada

John Mcain accepts the controversial Wiccan endorsement.

My friends, The winning recipe is Conservative liberalism.

Quick, take the picture. I’ve got to get to Texas for the photo op of me stirring chili.

My motto: Speak softly and carry a big stick!

Double double toil and trouble
Give us a tie in Texas and Ohio
So we can burst the democratic bubble

“If i’m not the President, i’m going to be the new ‘Emeril Live’ or McCain Live!”

New Jersey

Forget the phone… who do you want stirring your soup at 3 in the morning?

Robert
Jakarta

“Are you kidding… Huckabee doesn’t stand a chance against my soup.”

I know…I know…You may want this now, but I think I could be stirring this for 100 years..

“Huckabee might play the bass guitar, but I bang a mean Oar & Kettle !”

Excuse me….. Mr.McCain…..you must be having a flashback sir, you’re not in a boat !

Yeah, just doin’ a little manual labor, connecting with my blue collar friends. Maybe next time I’ll ditch the suit, I don’t want to seem too out of touch!

Rachel, Chicago

What’s with all this talk about someone else getting latino vote, After I finish cooking these beans bring on the pinata baby! yeah!

Steve
Los Angeles

1 cup P.O.W, 1/2 cup experience, and dash of delegates equals President McCain 2008.

Yes, my friends, this is exactly how they made soup in the stone age. I remember it quite vividly.

Ryan H.
Utica,NY

Let’s stir the pot on the Dems a little more!
Quick add some more Hillary spice.
Take away the Obama flavoring!

Sue (Massachusetts)

I hear Hugo Chavez is coming over for dinner.

“Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream…”

Hey! Where’s my Eye of Newt?

Daniel, Westminster

Wow, stirring this cake batter to celebrate our 100 years in Iraq is not that easy.

“Asi Mujere; like this…
This is how Posole` is made!”

“Now where did I put that guy willing to do jobs Americans won’t do?”

Wanting to outdo Huckabee’s music talent, McCain readies his washtub bass for a round of “The One On The Right Is On The Left”

I decided to take the weekend off to improve my cooking skills…I think I should take another weekend off, since I still don’t know how to use a ladle.

MELTING POT? WHAT MELTING POT?

I think this shot makes me look young, strong and able to get the job done?

Mixin’ up another batch of that ol’ Republican Kool Aid….

Speak softly and carry a big stick

“My friends, eating this will prove my conservative tastes!”

Does anyone have some Republican voters I can add to this campaign mix?

Stirring a witches brew may be the only way to beat Obama

In a last ditch attempt to counter age-ism, presidential hopeful McCain attempts to brew an anti-aging potion.

It’s a melting pot, just like my immigration policy. Anyone want some? Oh well.

Now I need some Straight Talk: What’s in this thing?

“Double, double, toil and trouble. I’m so old I knew Barney Rubble”

“I’ll get this gumbo roux right, even if it takes 100 years!”

Malcolm Pradia- Greenwich, CT

I’ve heard there was no free luch but this is ridiculous!

It’s 3am in the White House and you’re hungry. Who do you want to cook your dinner? John McCain has the most experience and is the most competent.

Hair of dog

eye of newt

100 years of War

And they still think I’m cute.

Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.

“Anybody for a bowl of Huckabee stew?”

Recipe for Obama Defeat…a dash of Clinton kitchen sink, seasoned healthy dose of republican-style politics. Mmmmm…

“It’s going to take quite a lot of this stuff to feed the troops for the next one hundred years!”

I thought this was Quaker instant! When is my oatmeal going to be done?!

Commander and Chief?… I thought it was Commander and Chef!!!

I hope you’re right and this does reverse the effects of the Obama spell.

John McCain reenacting his trip across the Delaware with Washington.

Sure there’s gonna be soup lines when I’m president. Why else would I be practicing this gumbo?

Bippety Bobbity Boo, a pox on the super delegates too!

Where is Limbaugh? I want him to have the first taste.

No kitchen for old men.

I’ll add a pinch of rhetoric, a dash of fight, 4 cups of conservitive, and bam!, McCain for President.

While visiting prospective voters Sen. McCain played the experience card by showing the crowd how laundry was done in his days

Geoff
Washington DC

John Melsheimer
North Wales, PA.

Everyone knows I have the right ingrediants to be President.

I should have checked with free credit report.com

I heard “Sir Mix-a-Lot” was popular with the youth voters.

Who said I can’t make a stirring speech?

“Aw, shucks!…It finally happened! The campaign has made me stir crazy!”

Almost finished, just need a little bit more conservatives.

I didn’t know Harry Potter was on the ticket for the republican nominee! Stir away…

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who will be the next president after all???

this is so much better than kissing babies.

“Who needs stupid SNL?!! I’m cookin’ with Martha & Emeril tomorrow!! Yeee-hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!”

Who’s idea was this, it’s the stupidest photo-op I have ever taken part in.

“Maybe if I look ridiculous enough, even I will get some Saturday Night Live airtime!”

Okay, for everyone who asked for it, I’m gonna play “When Johnny Comes Marching Home.”

Double, double, toil and trouble. How do I burst the Obama bubble?

“Since no conservatives showed up, I think we have enough for seconds!”

OF COURSE IM MAKING A MAGIC POTION TO HAVE HUCKABEE DISAPPEAR!

well I was making a potion to make the democrats fight each other, but they seem to be doing just fine without my help.

Double double, toil and trouble, Barack burn and Hillie bubble….

Bubble, bubble
Huck brings trouble

Tell George that his shorty-shorts are almost done.

I had no idea that melting pot economics could be so much fun.

Just cleaning Presidents Bushes dirty laundry the old fashioned way.

Ay, caramba! The things I have to do get in the White House!

Linda
Los Angeles, CA

And if you elect me President, I promise to faithfully keep watch over this country’s giant melting pot.

This just in… Radio talk show host Bill Cunningham has gone missing! Senator McCain, have you seen him since Cincinnati?

“Uh, no…”

shovel…$15, cooking pot… $20, photo op… priceless!

1 cup - Rudy G.
2 cups - Mitt Romney
and a pinch of Huckabee
I have made the perfect VP!!!

Of course the economy is doing great! OK now, who gets the next bowl of soup?

This Obama Stew could use a little more seasoning.

“Help! I can’t stop stirring things up!”
Help me……….

if this doesnt work out, see you in Top Chef!

” Now- how do I get them to drinik this cool-aid if we loose?