I’LL PLAY YOUR PUPPET FOR NOW, BUT IF YOU DON’T WIN THE ELECTION, VICKY ISEMAN CAN BECOME YOUR PUPPET!!!!

Unfortunately for McCain, this has been the only soft, cuddly part of the campaign trail.

Come on John…open up and say AAHH…you know you’ve gotta take your daily dose of medicine to cure your Bar-Hill-itis. A pill a day will make them both go away.

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

“Honey–this is fun and all, but how do I know that your friend isn’t a threat to national security?”

Oh Honey….It’s “Conservative” Republican…Right?! RIGHT???!!!!

Michael Gregory
Chisholm, MN

Cindy McCain: “Come on tiger give us a ltitle ROAR, you know you can…”
John McCain: “Honey, I told you there is a time and a place for us to play pretend.”

Are you news guys getting a picture of this? You know–my youthful, playful side? Two can play this JFK, Camelot game even if he was from the wrong party.

Charlotte D
Stockton CA

Who’s the boss ?

That’s not what I meant when I asked if we could role play.

“Watch it, John. I’ve been quiet long enough and now I’m about to release the tiger in me”

Oh, come on dear, you know the only thing i have a “special interest” in is you. Put that puppet away!

If you don’t become president I can always get a job on “Sesame Street”

Oh my gosh,(sigh) you took MY medicine by accident again, didn’t you, honey?

Cindy: People are saying you are too old, let’s show them there is still the child left in you.

“I’m Mike Huckabee…please let me be your Vice President!”

Stay awake sleepy head you still have to deal with Barak Obama and some other radio hosts!

ahhh… Look honey, I think I’ve just found you a running mate.

Steve
Los Angeles

That a Baby, smile for the camra.

hehehe.

Trust me, If I find out that those rumors are true, the next tiger after you won’t be a puppet!

Steve Saunders
Encinitas, Ca

Cindy McCain: I have a play in mind, let’s practice, I’ll be the economy, the war on Iraq, the immigration problem and you’ll be the president!

Smiling McCain(or is he?) - 9th wonder !!!!

Grrr! You’re the cats whiskers, Go get them Dems, Tiger!

Cindy McCain says - Honey why don’t you want to play.
John McCains says - When we get to the White House we can play all the time.

” Hi John! You are the cat’s meow and dare I say it? You are the most purrrrrrfect presidential candidate ever, you’re grrrrrreat!”

Betty Ann
Nacogoches,TX

Hi my name is Barack Obama, please be nice to me and agree with everything I say like the media does.

Cindy McCain: Come on honey, close your eyes and image that this sweet tiger represents all the conservatives, democrats and all the problems of the nation, so give us your best face.

Today’s campaign is sponsored by the word “repudiate” and the number “8″! Yay!

Cindy McCain: Come on baby keep smiling try to think that conservatives are grrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!!!!!

Cindy McCain recently recieved some advice from the first lady with an idea of how to effectively communicate with her husband.

Jared Jones
Las vegas NV

“Cheetah, cheetah pumpkin eatah,
had a wife and couldn’t keepah~”

Betty Ann Taylor
Nacogdoches,TX

And who are you going to make the first lady, lamb chop?

John: “He reminds me of Topo Gigio from the ‘Ed Sullian Show,’”

Cindy (as the puppet): “Will you keese me good-night, Johnnee?”

Don’t let those radio announcers get to you “Don’t worry Be happy”

“Can I call you Tony (the Tiger)? You’re GRRRREAT!

John
North Aurora, IL

Now John, Listen to KITTY! Meow Meow!

“Well, you may be the tiger, but I ain’t no lamb chop!”

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

C’mon Papa Bear, give Mama Bear a big bear smile for the cameras…

Now repeat after me….NO INTERNS ALLOWED IN MY WHITEHOUSE!!

You may be old, but you still have that animal magnetism as far as I’m concerned, Johnny.

Sarah
New Jersey

Straight talk express… or circus train.

Gray skies are going to clear up. Put on a HAPPY FACE!

Big boys eat their vegetables to become big strong Presidents.

Now, who’s my little Republican?

Hey John! Look at the tag, I was made in China.

Come ON, honey, you need a running mate and it came down to either this guy, or “Mr.Hat” from South Park, Colorado.

Carrie Pierce
Mississauga ON, Canada

Look the puppet in the eye and tell him you did not have sexual relations with that woman!

Chicago, IL

“I said it’s got cute, ‘ widdle leopard spots - not liver spots.”

“Admit it John, I know you’re “feline” the excitement of becoming the Republican nominee!”

If you’re debating Obama and he’s winning, just pull this baby out and start meowing. He won’t know what hit him!

“John, you’rw the cats’ meow!”

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

McCain: You know, honey, I don’t think this is the way to appeal to the younger voters.

Of course I believe you about this whole lobbyist thing, honey. It’s Kitty here that has her doubts.

Todays broadcast is brought to you by the letter “C”

“Con”
“servative”
“Conservative”

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Come on…kiss the kitty!!

Hi ! I’m “LEAP YEAR LEPPORD”

Remember John, if you want to win the Republican conservatives, you have to be a puppet on a string!

Proving his Conservative Credentials John McCain laughs at a the real Liberal Lefty Puppet.

Who has more spots?

John, after the puppet show, we need to head over to the Candy Land tournament you’re sponsoring. Our numbers within the younger demographics are down!

Lets have a debate John, I’ll be a Democrat and you be yourself…I’ll start “AARRRRRR!”

Who’s the greatest puppet master of them all?

Hey John I found my voice!

Now smile!
Don’t let those scary talk show hosts get you down!

No, no, honey. I told you, we’re the elephants!

Sweetie, I know I said we had to look younger and more playful, but that’s just annoying!

Hi I’m Mayor Daley’s little puppet from Chicago please let me win the election. I promise I will stop the corruption in Chicago if I get elected.

This is what I use to do to “CHEER UP” the children

Who’s cuter, me or the wife?

Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear

Say yes to the fence, and no to the war.

Tiger puppet said: Please? will you help me to endorse you being president? Pleeeeeseeeee?
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

“John, stop trying to cater to the conservatives. Remember, a leopard can’t change its spots.”

Mister Tiger says, No New Taxes!!

“Washington’s a puppet kind of town, My Dear. But I wonder if Tiger Woods would endorse me? And maybe we can use ‘Eye of the Tiger’ at our next rally. You’re giving me some great ideas, Kitten. ;)”

Anita Lopez Cole
Berkeley, CA

Whose my fuzzy wuzzy war hero?

What? Can’t you look into the eye of the tiger?

“And so the moral of the story is simple. Accept the truth; the conservative base at the GOP will simply never change its spots.”

Unlike waterboarding… Cindy’s little game of ‘Who’s afraid of Mr. Meow-Meow’ DID meet Senator McCain’s definition of torture.

See honey, I changed the spots on this leopard, so you can be a true conservative.

Paris, France

Hey, this is working better than the stuff I bought at Victoria’s Secret!

Mrs McCain says- come on tiger say “I really am a conservative, I really am a conservative”.

And then there was the big….bad…mean lion known as Barack……

“Good news, John. Tiger says he’ll answer the White House phone if it rings in the middle of the night so you can get your zzzzz’s.”