Bill- “Even this guy could beat Hillary at this point!”

Marcy, Mobile, AL

“I want you all to join me in thanking Mr. Bloomberg for NOT entering the race for President this Year. He looks so much like Hillary it would just create too much confusion at the polls when people go to vote”!

Jason
Rochester Hills, MI

Look Mike, if you change your mind and run for President, I think that I can still run for Vice, but I’ll have to check with Hillary first.

Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce Hillary’s running mate, Michael Bloomberg.

Wake up Mike, the cameras are rolling. Tell them how much Mikey really, really, likes me…

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Bloomberg: “Nice Intro, Mr. Clinton, but it’s still HELL NO for campaign donations.”

try as you might buddy… you ain’t got that Ohhh-Bama touch

Miami, FL

“Vote for my wife!! Wait a minute…you’re not Hillary!!”

We are two idiots that voted for each other! Aren’t we stupid?! We think so!

May I introduce you to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg. He had been thinking about a presidential run, but decided he couldn’t beat Obama either.

John
North Aurora, Illinois

Please Michael hold me, I think she’s going to lose on March 4th

“And they call me the first Black president, What I know I learned from this man.”

I’d like to acknowledge Mayor Bloomberg’s decision to endose Hila…… oops, I mean to not run for president.

Don’t you think he makes a great M AYOR.

I don’t care how many times you tell me that Joke, I’m not going to laugh.

Doug
Rock;and County, NY

I HEAR 2 DOLLARS …WHO’LL GIMMEE 5 ?

Now here is a man with some experience,and he even wears a flag on his lapel.

Hey Mike! Thanks buddy old pal for the hefty contribution to my foundation. You are the best! Now how about an endorsement for Hillary? My people will call your people and we can call it even.

“I’D LIKE TO SAY I’VE OFFICIALLY SOLD THIS MAN ON EBAY……5 DOLLAS”

This man right hear….that’s right….he actually voted for me and now I think he will endorse Hillary….come on Micheal…you know you’d like toooo?!

“Maybe if I keep thinking 9-11 Rudy will come and rescue me.”

Mike is a good guy but not attractive enough for me.

I endorse Bloomberg to not run for President of the United States.

Okay ladies…what are your your bids on this fine male specimen?

Bloomberg: mmh! here goes Bill again, when would these Democratic party folks respect my independence?

This is the second biggest fairy tale I ever seen.

He’s richer than Davey Crockett, has his own TV channel, and has no intererest in my old job. Ladies and Gentlemen my new best friend…

” Really ladies, he’s a catch. He runs a major city and is very friendly… (inner voice: or not, I think he just tried to bite my hand.)”

“It’s official, we’re replacing Hillary with this man!”

“I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to see Bloomberg in the politicial world map because, uh, some, uh…people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and…I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our…..In few words Vote Hillary!

I know you will miss me and Hillary if she becomes president, but you can always come to the White House for a visit. There is plenty of room, I should know I use to live there.

“I did not have sexual relations with this man!”

We WERE wearing the same color Ties but I didnt want anyone to think we were trying to dress alike and get the wrong impression!

“And by agreeing not to enter the Presidential race, mayor Bloomberg will be saving the environment from thousands of tonnes of hot-air emissions”

Calgary, Alberta
Canada

Even though he’s wearing a mauve tie, I don’t denounce or reject this guy.

“Bill, please don’t ask me to endorse Hillary…I might run for President myself!”

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

Mike get off your wallet–Hillary could use a contribution: Hillary.com — tell all your friends!!

Even my friend Mike here said, he is not running for president.- - - - - I just don’t know why she is not dropping out of this race.

A.Israel
Alexandria,VA

I had my Perot.
Bush had his Nader.
Would you be Hillary’s Valentine?

“Mr Mayor, Please say a few words”

“Oh no”

“We have been tricked …..it is a cardboard cutout”

“The real Mayor Bloomberg has gone to endorse Obama”

Thanks Mike for bowing out gracefully!

Not a super delegate but super rich!

I thank the Mayor for his contribution to the Clinton Foundation, now how about matching funds for the Clinton Campaign?

Ok - - - next we have a New York city Mayor who is not running for president. - - - Do I hear 50? 50 ladies and gentlemen?- - -

A.Israel
alexandria,VA

When I said I wanted to listen to Bloomberg, I meant the station not the man.

“Now this is a good man that dontated most of his fourtune to Hillary’s campain” …any others??

Does this look like a man who would fall asleep during a speech?

Hamilton, Ontario
Canada

“Mr. Bloomberg does not have time for a Presidential bid because earlier this morning he accepted my nomination to be my official wingman at bars.”

Erica
Irvine, CA

“Now people, we need to get real……Hillary needs a butt load of cash. Let’s start the bidding at $50.”

“Mike, who are you giving that look to in the front row? Never mind. Don’t ask, don’t tell.”

Reggie
Atlanta, GA

I’ve got enough “BILL$$$” in my bank account already, said Mayor Bloomberg.

“I repeat, I have never, never, ever had political affiliations with this man…Mayor Bloomberg.”

“I repeat. I have never ever had textual relations with this man…Mr. Bloomberg.”

“If Mike says he hasn’t taken steriods then I take him at his word.”

“I’m making an announcement…..this man will not be Hillary’s running mate…………We’ve now considered Hannah Montana”

crowd:YEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!

“Yada yada yada, public transit I know. Let’s talk about Hillary.”

C’mon Michael the cameraman said to say “cheese”!

This suit? It’s a Who’s the Boss….oops….I mean Hugo Boss. Who’s the Boss is me.

Clinton “Look I know he’s no Giuliani, but the fact is he is endorsing us, I mean my wife Hillary, Right Mike? Mike wake up!”

Bloomberg “Sorry what was that, oh right, yes I am endorsing Obama, I mean your wife. Right!”

Shawn Eckhardt
Trenton, Ontario, Canada

“Just when I thought he went under the radar, he’s back to wake me up from sleep.”

Anderson, if you don’t look after yourself, THIS is what you will look like in 10 years time.

Hey Texans and Ohioans, vote for Hillary and we will throw in Bloomberg !

No Bill, I am giving up the president race, running New York is harder than running the country!

Look Anderson… After a few workouts your bicepts can be like this!! Think about it.

with your donation to the Clinton foundation, you too will get a free membership to Mike’s Hair Club for Men…

Nor
Arlington VA

” I have now changed my endorsement, may i present Mr. Bloomberg!”

Jeremy
Wisconsin

…and then there was the night this man pulled a “Fredo” with two cocktail waitresses in Vegas…

“Now don’t do anything that I would do, you might get impeached”.

Yeah Bill. Whatever you say. Yada, yada, yada

I’ve been teaching Mike the Sax for a week now. See he has got the pouty face already. Were planning a new band with Mike Huckabee. I think we will be more popular than the Spice Girls?

“Now, this guy here, he’s NOT running, unlike me…..uh, I mean my wife…”

Okay Mike, you run for President and I will run for the Mayor of New York. Thats fair.

This man is not just a Mayor, he is a Millionare.

Mr. Bloomberg just informed me he will not address the audience until Mr. Limbaugh stops his heckling, and politely leaves the auditorium.

Just sit tight for minute Mike I’m still talking about what a fairy tale this whole thing is.

Can you believe this, I said I needed another microphone so that I could be heard loud and clear and this is the mike they send over.

“OK ladies, let’s start the bidding at $50″

Let’s start the bidding at $5 mil.

I once caught a billionaire this big

“Here Mike, let me brush that chip off your shoulder”

I have some news: Being the mayor of New York does not make you a presidential candidate.

Kori, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

“I did not have monetary relations with this man”

That’s the guy who will fund Hillary’s Health Plan.

“No I promise, as soon as you give her the check, consider yourself the new V.P.”
San Antonio, Tx. USA

And now I’d like to introduce Hillary’s nominee for the ambassador to Afgahistan…

Today we are introducing our new campaign called “Hillary Hears a Who” staring Mike Bloomberg as Steve Carell as the Super Delegate mayor of Who-Ville

Mike- Oh please! Give me a Break! I’m voting Ron Paul!

“He asked me if I ever got stuck on the L.I.E. and I told him I couldn’ t count the times”.

Reinforcing his stance first taken with James Carville, President Clinton proves that when it comes to the greater good, he doesn’t care how goofy looking his cohorts are.

…and now I would like to introduce my, uh, I mean Hillary’s vice presidential running mate.

I was telling Mayor Bloomberg here how important it is to take your daily vitamins.

giving you my city in my name

You see the effect a two and half hour closing at Starbucks can have?

Who’s heart doesn’t go all a flutter when touched by Bill?

“That’s right folks, donate to Hillary’s campaign by purchasing one life-size cutout of Ralf Nader…and we’ll throw this Michael Bloomberg absoulutley FREE!”

Do I hear $100 for a date with Mike?

…..the answer to our economic problems.