Mitt Romney hard at work at his new gig!

Snow and ice are nothing to laugh about!

I’m not clowning around when I say I’d love you to have a Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

I’m just looking for a politician to” LOVE !”

Don’t leave me in the “COLD”

Finally, a job George W. Bush is truly qualified for…

Bozo wonders….maybe I should have worn my clown suit. I just can’t seem to get anyone’s attention. They all think I am clowning around.

Baseball’s Roger Clemens leaves a congressional hearing after swearing under oath that he has never ate at McDonalds before.

Alberta Canada

Just a” NORMAL” guy “CLOWNING” around.

If THIS doesn’t workto win her heart, I’m doomed

Another victim of McDonalds downsizing..Clowns for hire…

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

picture is simply fantastic…no comment can be made on this one, that will ruin the fun.

I saw on AC 360 that the steroids could make your bits and pieces smaller…..but man they didn’t even say anything about what they do to your hair and complexion

Anyone can just sell roses to drivers. I do it with laughter!

Hillary it’s me John! I think you’ll be joining me at this job sooner than you think!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

“My funny valentine, sweet funny valentine. You make me smile all the while. . .”

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

“Hey Hillary, we finally found a job for Bill!”

Just warming the cockles of my heart.

Anderson before he goes into “Hair & Make-up?!?”

I need a job more then love. Do you think the circus is hiring?

They all laughed when I went to clown college. Look at me now! “On BEAT 360″

“Why do they have to put the New York pretzels on the top shelf?”

Just saying Hi! to the rest of the clowns in this town.

GIVE ME A RIDE, I’LL GIVE YOU MY HEART…….

See Ronald McDonald does have a heart.

Happy Valentines

Sarah, Canterbury - UK

John I hear you need a good running mate! I can keep the conservatives in stitches and they won’t even realize who they are voting for!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Tom Cruise leaves a meeting of the Church of Scientology after denying that it is a cult made up of celebrity clowns.

Alberta Canada

“STOP ! IN THE NAME OF LOVE”
( I can’t believe I put that either, but hey! You took the picture!)

Anderson’s day job!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Human organ shaped bling-blings will be the new fad in 2008.

Alberta Canada

See, how “crazy” politics can make a person.

Okay, everyone listen up! Now all of the Guiliani delegates please raise your hand.

Aha-”She’s going to be so suprised!”

Go ahead laugh, but I had ” 360 Wolf whistles”

(Well, actually Wolf Blitzer, driving past 360 times whistling at me!)

Bush Departing the White House in 2009′

No wonder Mike Huckabee’s next stop is in the Cayman Islands.

“Cast your vote here.”

Times must be really tough at McDonalds - Ronald had to take a part-time job directing traffic.

and I wonder why I am dateless this valentines day?

sarah Bradley
Midland City, Alabama

I forgot Valentine’s last year so……
my wife made me stand out here!

left my heart in San Francisco, Ca

Can’t a clown get a taxi anymore in this city? Sheesh…

“I swear if I’m still doing singing Valentine grams for a living next year I am really gonna lose it.”

Anyone can be a Super Delegate.

Finally! An honest political hopeful on the campaign trail…

Just another out of work Florida delegate.
Renee, Kinderhook, NY

Bye bye Barack I know you will be back, you can only clown around so long before they find out your not qualified.

Desperate!

Britney on a good day

Missy
Wadena, MN

“Forget Iraq, Iran, oil, and terrorism. The next Commander in Chief needs to figure out a way to get Congress to move the celebration of Valentines Day from February to July….Brrrrrrrrr”

Since the presidential race didn’t work out, I guess I’ll try this job. …or maybe I can solicit Anderson Cooper for a job on his show.

Ross, Lubbock TX

If I knew I had to be a clown in order for you to fall in love with me I would’ve thought twice about it!

“Oh the things I do for love! (This is the worst Honey-Do List I’ve ever gotten!)”

Poor clown, I might add.

Chrissy, New York City, NY

If this doesn’t get Mitt Romney back in the race, I don’t know what will!

Olympus Fashion Week: What Wall Street brokers will be wearing Fall/Winter ‘08/’09

Hey, is that your heart or are you just happy to see me?

The official mascot of the Bush Administration.

Don’t worry Barack I wont fill your day job incase you loose the primary.

What’s wrong? Why are people honking? Do I have something
stuck between my teeth?

Jewel
California

Happy Valentine’s Day, Laura!
Baby, I told you I’d be able to find a new job!
Love, George

looks like Rob Marciano lost a bet!

“Stop! Stop in the Name of Love!” Is this really the way the Supremes started out!

“Hey, look at me! Aren’t I adorable? Can you give me a ride to the circus?”

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

“My feet my be cold but my heart is. . well, it’s covering the warm part!”

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Clowns Heart Huckabee

Flavor Flav, Eat your heart out!

Hunka hunk of freezing love.

Roger Clemens reveals the uniform he will wear at his hall of fame induction ceremony.

“My fault I fear.
I thought that you’d want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don’t bother, they’re here.”

“You think this is bad? My wife gave me a vacation to Detroit” in honor of being named the nations most miserable city today.

Good bye Hillary! From your fellow clowns in DC at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

“SURE-EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN. TAXI!”

9 out of 10 Americans would believe this guy more than Roger Clemens.

eHarmony can’t even help me…

Larry Craig’s punishment by the Senate Ethics Committee was a little unorthodox.

” Send in the clowns, there ought to be clowns, well maybe this election year”

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

You know times are tough when Ronald is looking for a job!

Everybody loves a clown so why don’t you? Everybody laughs at the things that I say and do! Love and peace in ‘08!

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

“I used to wear my heart on my sleeve but when I turned 50, gravity took over!”

Single white male looking for a candi-date..

Happy Valentines Day!

Thanks to McDonalds new degree certification, Ronald was able to pursue his new career.

What kind of person dumps a clown on valentine’s day

A fool in love freezing his butt off.

“Sheesh! What a guy has to do to get a taxi around here!”

Yo Dude! Is that by chance a joker on the left of you?

Freezing on the outside, crying on the inside.

Frozen tears of a clown?

“What more do I have to do to prove that I heart you?”

Well, if I had health insurance i would have taken care of this condition years ago!

Taxi !

Goodbye My Lover, Goodbye my Friend, you have been the one for me!

Flavor Flav ! Look what I got, yeeeah!

When they told me Human Growth Hormone might have side effects, I had no idea!

Mark Alward
Kitchener, Ontario

Dude , when she said she wants her man to have a sense of humor , she didn’t mean it for valentine’s day.

- Krishna, Dallas

Jee- - - I never had a problem getting a lift before.
A.Israel
Alexandria,VA

Ronald McDonald’s lesser known delinquent brother Donald McDonald

my girlfriend double dared me to do this .

Hi kids, it’s me Obama.
Vote for me!

Hank Sprong
Laval Quebec

FINALLY Roger Clinton has returned to the campaign trail….

Someone left the clown out in the snow
I don’t think that he can take it
‘Cause it took so long to make it
And he’ll never have that make-up on again
Oh, no!

(with apologies to McArthur Park)

Is it Flava Flav’s love child or McCain’s running mate?

does anyone know were Anderson Cooper house is I am late for a date..were going to clown around.

Happy Valintines

Who says there are not good jobs in this economy?

Jean, Budd Lake, NJ

Well why not, they said some clown is going to get elected!

“I knew that I shouldn’t have just campaigned in Florida”

Tears of a lovesick clown!

Mick Huckabee picks up an endorsement from Barnum & Bailey, proving only a clown would think that he could still win!

The White House spokesman for Environmental Affairs affirming the President’s position on Global Warming.

Classified Ad: “Do you enjoy meeting new people? Do you like being the center of attention?? Do you find yourself juggling wayyy too many things in a day, just for FUN ??? Well then, call us now for an opportunity to clown around!!! - Benefits include all the pie you can eat, free bottle seltzer water, and balloons!!!”

Hi Ed Freisthler
That’s a good one.
You’re right how politics can make you.

Hank Sprong
Laval, Quebec

A Valentines Day surprise gone terribly awry.

Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places!

Watch out for the dreaded balloon snake.

(I am still giggling for even writing that.)

“Ok Hillary, you may have won our little bet THIS time… but come November, we’llsee who has the last laugh…”

M & M Candies announces the replacement for its naked cowboy look-a-like character.

Anderson, you said the election is a circus so I came prepared.

” … and you better stand there waving until I say so … maybe next year you won’t buy me an exercise bike for Valentine’s Day ! ”

Sudbury, Ontario

…”This just in: After days of speculation as to WHO would moderate the up-coming Presidential Debate…”

“My name is Bozo”
“I don’t know how I ended up here, but I know I’m a good clown and I just want to hail a cab and go home”

I’ll stand out here all day long
if that what it takes to get a kiss from Carol Costello.

Hank Sprong
Laval, Quebec.

I wear my heart on my ………………….

Anderson Cooper dressed and confused about Mardi Gras

Hillary honey, don’t worry, they’ll never know its me!

Okay maybe I should not have taken that bet with my wife that the New England Patroits would win the Super Bowl and Mitt Romney would win Super Tuesday.

jd picraux
St Louis MO

Anderson’s OTHER day job.

-love you andy!

Mitt campaining for John.

“I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve but this is obsene.

Honk if you are voting for my wife Hillary!!!

Laura always called me her “funny valentine”.

If he can get the rodeo crowd to support him, maybe George can get his approval rating above 35%.

Honey, I told you that your love was making me go Bozo for you!!

EEK! Clowns creep me out!

Susan
Des Moines, IA

Bill Clinton stopping at nothing to get his wfe elected

london, ontario canada

Edwards: So I lost the bet on who would win Missouri. Big deal, it’s only for today.

Buttons campaigning for the Clown party.

Even clowns need some love, will anyone be my valentine? :’(

The 2008 campaign season is turning into a real circus.

Feb. 15th

My wife said this should help me remember Valentines Day next year.

You’ve got to hand it to those Ron Paul supporters, they’re sure committed. Or perhaps they should be.

Good luck, Hillary, you’re on your own now. See you back home in Chappaqua!

If everyone loves a clown then why can’t i ever get a cab

If you clown around with your lover on Valentine’s day, you may just find yourself waving goodbye

Scott , Hawaii

Another tragic victim of the “delegate telestrator” John King wanders around New York confused with a frozen right shoulder still poised to draw those cute little green lines just short of the 2025 delegates needed to win the Democratic nomination.

Send in the clowns America needs a smile.

Pam /Los Angeles California

I really need another job!

Hillary, Hillary…I’m your new campaign manager!

What a man has to do to make a buck these day’s!

Come on down to Texas. We’re ready!