Just a city boy, born and raised in Arkansas, he took the midnight train going anywhere…

Mike, can we stop! I don’t think Kumbaya has a 10th chorus.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Hey you want to hear mike ’s new campaing theme song?!

“And God said, ‘Let there be Huck!’”

Sara
Oklahoma

I can’t believe I lost in Washington state, I am SO grunge!

“.I’m thinking President would be great for my day job !”

Santa Fe,n.m.

Now everybody, sing along with Mike:

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
He won’t be dropping from the race
So just let McCain scream

Mike Huckabee: “Rockin’ out for Southern Baptist Republicans.” Since 1845.

Hey you want to hear Mike ’s campiagn theme song It’s called I’ll I need is a Miracle!

From : Michelle,Ontario, Canada

McCain look…I can play the conservatives and my bass at the same time!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

we said the ties should match the guitar,
not the hair…

“Bye bye Mr. Mitt Romney Pie. . . . . .”

When I get to glory, I’m gonna sing, sing, sing

” Vote for me and you will see,
I’ll pick and sing about Jesus for FREE,
Yes siree!”

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Coming up next on CNN
Election Idol
starting Mike Huckabee

Daniel Arouchian

Montreal,Quebec, Canada

ROCK-ON… WITH… HUCK-ON

Red…Red…Wine…
Made Jesus Feel Fine…

Karl, Clifton Park, New York

Nerakami,
I like your comment about the ties!
Very clever and funny!

Jim Nabor’s previews his latest recording: “Gomer Pyle’s Greastest Hits!”

“Just when you thought it was safe to click off the mute button–here we go, Hee Haw circa 2008. Let her rip Huck!”

Charlotte D
Stockton Ca

On the count of three everyone, 1…2..3…Jesus loves me, this I know, because the Bible tells me so…..

I’m entering the race for American Idol 2008!!!

“Move your hand ! When I said ‘get in the groove’, thats not what I meant !”

Nwonkaires Housait
Pronounced
(no-one-cares-how-you-say-it)
Chagrin Falls, OH

“WHOOOOOOOHOOOOO………Play some Skynard, man!!”

“Hit the road Mitt…and don’t cha come back no mo-no mo-no mo-no mo….hit the road Mitt…and don’t cha come back no mo…..WHACHU SAY??????”

McCain might be the lead guitarist, but at least I can play backup in the republican rock band.

Did somebody yell Freebird?

Ariann
Cleveland, Oh

We’re cooler than MC Rove!!!!

And now this week’s top chart riser Mike Huckabee and “I’m a Believer.”

Playin’ the Bass got me this far.

Ventura, CA

‘FREEBIRD’

John & Paul … Bernie & Elton … Mick & Keith … Mike & Larry

Sudbury, Ontario

I’m only here for the groupies.

Karl, Clifton Park, New York

Mike- If you played the Republican Base as well as you play the Guitat Bass—You’d be President by now!!

“Ohhh…we are not quite half way there. Ohhh..livin’ on a prayer”

Caitlin
Lincoln, NE

I use to play with Stevie Ray Vaughan back in the day what you like to hear ummm…. “Crossfire” or ” The House Is Rockin” which one you want to hear.

Sing a song of six pence pocket full of rye four and twenty senators baked in a pie!

Oh I’m sorry, were you saying something? I felt a sudden calling to rock!

Carlisle H
San Francisco, CA

Forget the immorality of Rock ‘ n’ Roll man… You are totally Evangelical dude…!!!

Mike changed the words of an old tune: “Hucka your vote in the bosom of Abraham”

Damnit Mike, play the right chords already!

Mike Huckabee, the people of Japan pray for your election

-ilan

Paris, France
http://cf.geocities.com/ilanpi

“OBAMA’S got a Grammy. Next year it’s Huckabee time!”

Do you know you don’t stand a chance in hell?
No but if you hum a few bars I will try to pick it up!

First you live in Hope, Arkansas, then, you join Band in high school, then you get in to politics and run for president…. Well, it worked for ONE of us!

“I can’t believe I didn’t go home with a Grammy last night.”

Okay, everybody sing! Key of G, Mike, and rock it steady!

May I introduce the next ……winner of American Idol!

I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a tie. You have to be different.

“How does that one you taught us go? It’s Hip to be Square?”

McCain might be an American hero… but Huckabee is a Guitar Hero!

Jeff B.
East Lansing, MI

If I’m not on the ticket, then they can pay for a ticket.

Governor Huckabee, American Idol votes don’t count in the election…

Karl, Clifton Park, New York

This whole “President Thing” is really to get a gig with the band Rush, because everybody knows their bass guitarist is the worst!

Stop! NOW? But I just got tunned up. Oh you ment running.

We will start out by singing, “When the Democrats come marching in, the terrorist will strike again” and we will follow that up with “Old Man McCain you are a friend of mine, but your time for President has left you way behind”.

Lemmie tell y’all a stroy ’bout a man named Huck,
Tried to get elected but he’s runnin’ outta luck,
And then one day he was lookin’ fer some votes,
And then he got on the Straight Talkin’ boat!

Runnin’ mate that is,
Delegates… Special Int’rests, y’all!

Robert
Jakarta

“You may be Right!
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for!”

Pastor said:
Please welcome Mike Huckbee! Please vote him! Praise the Lord!
Mike Huckbee said: thank you! We can beat John McCain to win!

TEXT “White House” to MIKE to choose your next American Idol? “America! Can I atleast be American Idol?”

Pluck, Huck, pluck!

Let go to play a party!!!!!!
Megan….
Shoreline, WA

Um, I don’t think “Highway to Hell” is the right choice, Mike…

To ‘Singing in the Rain’ tune

We’re catching John McCain
We’re catching John McCain
What a glorious feeling
we’re happy again

Bill Clinton it is time to retire your old horn Hillary and accept the republicans pulling the strings.

Lesley Morris
Vancouver BC

Simultaneously, Mike wows & worries his supporters with the rollicking spiritual, ‘Goin’ Back to Jesus’!

Grammy winners for “Best Off-Key, White Guy Duet in an Election Year”

Robert
Jakarta

Huckabee thinks while he is smiling on Sunday morning…”It’s about time I play. This campaign has got me beat, not only that now i might persuade everyone here to vote for me.”

My audition for the 360 annoucer! just in case this republican race does not work out for me!

Huckabee thinks while he is smiling on Sunday morning…”It’s about time I play. This campaign has got me beat, not only that now i might persuade everyone here to vote for me.”

lousiana

“…and tomorrow night, folks… John McCain and his ‘Psychedelic Clarinet’”

Robert
Jakarta

And since my voters left me,
I found a new place to dwell,
It’s down at the end of Convention Road
Called “Straight Talk Hotel”

Robert
Jakarta

Of course I can be your next president…I come with a choir

Rock the Vote, Don’t rock the vote Baby
Rock the vote, Don’t skip my vote over!!!!

The candidate with the strongest Evangelical base is expected to win the Republican primary…not Evangelical BASS!

Kelly
Augusta, Maine

” Stage divers beware, the democrats will not catch you”. ” I repeat; ” They will not catch you”.

Carl

Sarasota, FL

This guy and I were the voices behind Milli Vanilli.

Karl, Clifton Park, New York

Coming November 4, 2007………Republicans sing the blues…..Produced by the Bush administration.

Might as well start practicing for plan B since I won’t be President this election

“I want to dedicate this next one to John McCain… I call it the “I’m Gainin’ On Ya Blues”

Washington here I come!
Right to where I want to come!

This isn’t what we mean when we say we have the support of the Republican base.

Guitarded!

No, I don’t actually play the bass. But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Jason
Washington, DC

“Texas 2 step out , Huck and his friend in”.

No. 1 on the charts! Let my music move you to vote for me…… amen.

Brother Mike, I have a three-point message for you:
To be the life of the party you must…
…electrify the base,
…fret not,
…and boost your pickups!

Guelph, Ontario
Canada

Opie sings Gomer’s latest hit “Surprise, Surprise I love Rock’s Eyes” with
Gomer on bass and the Mayberry Choir backing them up.

PLAYIN FOR TIME !!!

Hey.. wait..you are NOT Arsineo Hall…!!

Dedicated to Mitt Romney:

You say “goodbye” and I say “hello”
I don’t know why you say “goodbye”, I say “hello”

I believe in miracles not you the critics haha not even John McCain

Lennox
Miami Florida

I refuse to play second fiddle (or bass) to John McCain.

This song, kind of like my campaign isn’t number 1 in the charts, but it’s got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Mike Huckabee’s hit song John McCain Blues

They tried to make me end my campaign
I said no, no,no.

Huck: Why am I laughing, you ask? Mitt is out!

And now with his smash hit “We’re Saving a Party,” Mike and the Huckabees.

If Hannah Montana can do it - so can I.

Huckabee really connects with the “bass” of the party

Wow. I knew Huckabee was touting his dedication to the conservative bass, but this is ridiculous!

I wanna be a VP, yeah, yeah, yeah
Please John make me your VP, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’ll do anything to be a veep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

you say tomato I say tomahto..oh, let’s call the whole thing off

I love watching McCain Squirm! This is great!

Hey, did you know that if u play your bible music backwards, you get hannah montana?

Bringing in the votes, bringing in the votes…we shall come rejoicing bringing in the votes.

So THAT’s the BASS of the Republican Party!!

Michael rowed the nomination ashore hallelujah!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Huckabeatles!

Here’s Mike shoring up the bass of the party.

Huckabee rowed the boat ashore,Halielujah

And on the 7th day, the Lord converted the Democrats, and it was bad for us !

I’m playing the BASE for all it’s worth

The Baptist Boys Playing
God God God God Vibration

Hit me with your Best Shot.

Gee, Opie you sure have grown. Shazam!!

MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME…….

Why yes Huckster, that IS the fat lady singing and she wants you to join her for a duet. But you have to leave the stage first!

I’m probably not going to be the next president. And I most likely won’t even win the nomination. But I will get one of those Grammies! - Hans Villarica, Philippines

This band needs a bass player like the Constitution needs the Bible!

What would Jesus play?

May the Lord open the “Dele-Gates” of Heaven!

“Drop out of the race? Never! I have a strong political bass!”

Play that funky music, white boy! Play that funky music RIGHT!

I love the vote to roll,,
Push the conservatives to the poll,
yes i love rock and roll

“How’s this for Hillary’s Swan Song ?”

“I haven’t had this much fun since I picketed Kiss at the Garden in 1977!”

and it was written: ” The last shall be first, the weak will become strong, and even the bass will play lead”

“OK Mike, thanks a lot, you’ve been up here long enough”
“NO, I still got a few more songs to go - they love me out there”

“If I can win a few more states, they’ll have to let me open in Denver!”

They love us! Hey, if I don’t win the nomination, I wonder if Bill would want to start up a band?

Al Gore may have invented the internet, but I invented the walking bass line!

…but he does approve of the rhythm method.

The middle done gave up on me,
And now I’m gonna lose.
Now the right is movin’ left.
Yeeeeah, I got the ticket splittin’ blues.

“IF THIS GIG FALLS APART, I WILL TOUR WITH OZFEST THIS SUMMER

(to the tune of Sweet Caroline) North Carolina …doo doo doo … the Bible never felt so good.

I’m Mike Huckabee………..
Won’t you vote for me?
And we’ll make a miracle happen!

Cleveland, Ohio.

Wheww Lordy….they didn’t know that I can play a mighty “Conservative Base”

Huckabee can pick and Huckabee can grin, only problem is the math says he can’t win, shucks.

We need more Cowbell !!!!!

Huck: Why am I laughing, you ask? I’m second place in a two man race!

If God is for me, who can be against me?

“Hey Mitt, strum this!”

Ed Albanoski
Santa Clara, CA

“Huckabee Played Bass…….McCain played Tenor”

…And now Governor Huckabee will delight us with his rendition of Bon Jovi’s “Living on A Prayer”

It ain’t over…while we are still singing.

Decision 2008: Freebird, or Stairway to Heaven???

Hey Guys! Look what I learned on Guitar Hero!

Anderson,
Not only am I more in touch with the Republican “base” but I can also play it!

Thanks, Johan

Play that funky music, white boy.

Oh sweet Lord!
This groove sure feels like beating that Johny fella!

Thank God I’m a Country Boy

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the man whose Denomination is The Nomination…Mike Huckabee!!!!

Chris/ Fort Worth Texas

If there’s a Rock-N-Roll heaven, well you know they’ve got a h__ of a band….

Rob Renzaglia
Stillwater, MN

He may not sound good or play well, but if Chuck Norris says he’s a rock star, then by God he’s a rock star!

In Washington: I can’t get no saticfaction.

Stumpin’ while thumpin’ a religious conservative bass…

see! there is someone to the right of me.

C’mon Everybody lets boogie and do the hokey pokey !!!

Shari Atukorala, Sri Lanka

Here, Republican Mike Huckabee demonstrates how he will carry the Republican bass….

I hope this does not look too liberal…

Huckabee seems to be the only republican who is in tune with the base.

THE BAD NEWS IS I CAN’T PLAY WORTH A DAMN. THE GOOD NEWS IS I JUST SAVES A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just dont seem the same
Actin funny, but I dont know why
scuse me while I kiss the sky

Move your hands, move your arms
Move your tummy, move your legs
Move your knees, move your feet
Move everything! Eh, Macarena!

Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Dont stop believin
Hold on to the feelin