Look Mitt, leave Huckabee alone. It’s the first time he’s had chance to speak all night.

Hey wait, I’m not done! Hey, Arnold, I can do the best impression of you…get this one… “I’ll be back!”

Romney: “Look, there’s Arnold! The Terminator.”
McCain: “Ok, calm Mitt. Security!”
Romney: “Hasta la vista baby!”

cheesy. hehe have a great day everyone. =)

“Don’t you dare to recite what you said that I said! …Stop smoothing my sleeve, for God’s sake, John!”

“Oh Mitt, I know I’m ahaid, no need to point it out”

Oh Mitt, my friend, I don’t have time to straighten your tie!

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

McCain:

Let me think…what did Stallone tell me - as soon as you get inside his guard..grab him by the lapels….or was it the tie….you know I can’t remember things anymore…then knee him in the chest or head butt him…shucks… I wish I was young again !

Everytime I gaze my eyes upon you Mitt, I get hysterical blindness!

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Someone needs a hug.

Linda, Boulder

Hey wait, I’m not done! Hey, Arnold, I can do the best impression of you…get this one… “I’ll be back!”

“Get back in your place John. I have a “no touch” rule with liberals”

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

“Mitt, calm down. I’ll call my good friend Ted and ask him to help you get back your old job in Massachusetts.”

No need to start pushing me Sen. McCain. Chuck Norris, sitting over there, is the one who said you are too old to be president.

“Can’t we all just get along Mitt, give me a hug!”

Adam Hartman
Leavenworth, KS

Gimme a hug or else. Yes that IS Arnold sitting there so you better do it - he’s ready to do my bidding.

Don’t worry John. A good liberal like you is bound to get John Edwards’ endorsement.

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Romney - “Look here, I am the grown up in this debate.”

McCain- “No you look here, I AM the grown up in this debate.”

McCain: “You’re getting a bit flakey on ya Iraq policy sleeve, Mitt”

Romney: “Sit back down old man, the economy aint gonna surge itself”

Mitt:
John, we are supposed to be going to the ‘right’…. You are out of step once again!

John Bradley
Mountain Home, AR

“You da man!”
“No. You da man!”

Mitt, I told you not to point! If Anderson didn’t see the spinach in his teeth….that’s his problem!!!

McCain in his head:
“THIS could be our last dance…get it right..get it right..OK- how did J.Lo and Richard Gere do it? One two three..One two three…”

Anderson; great job last night. I thought you should have worn your referee shirt a few times. For tonight’s debate with Clinton/Obama, would you please have Hillary address why she continues to refuse to turn over the congressional ‘papers’ that she hid for the last two plus years.

Hey, there’s my quote - catch it, quick!

WHOA…don’t get too close! I know I look old and frail but I can cripple ya with one hand tied behind my back!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Ok John, so you got Rocky, Rambo and the Terminator over there…but I’m getting the Fantastic Four, Batman and Spider Man

There, there, Mitch, it’s ok, you have millions more…

Wow…you are right…your arms are bigger than Schwarzenegger’s!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

I’m not fighting any more John, now get in the corner for your tome out!

-me
-no me

The verbal debates aren’t entertaining enough?!! Will it come to physically challenging each other next?

No John, Pin the Tail on the Donkey comes later. open your eyes and get ready for the debate!

No John, Pin the Tail on the Donkey comes later. This is when we don’t acknowledge the elephant in the living room…

Mitt: “No, John! The pastor said, shake hands with the person seated behind you!”

Look John, it’s Ralph Nader!!!!

I’m going to give this guy a wet-willie and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Mitt: “This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don’t go into yours, you don’t go into mine.”

Kathy
Tulfes/Tyrol/Austria

Prior to exhibiting the notorious ‘Irish Whip’, Governor Romney assures Senator McCain that isn’t his signature on the WWF entry form.

You hit me 1st….I did not you hit me 1st………………….seems appropriate after watching last nights debate

Polo!

John if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times go sit down and shut up!
And keep those greasy hands off my 5000 dollar cashmere suit fool!

I’m not touching you. Am I bothering you?

No, I said… No, you said… No, I said, you said…

Hold on tight - here comes Ron Paul, we sure don’t want him in the picture!

Come on John, it’s my turn to lead!

“Go hug the Terminator!”

Angelo
New York

You may have made it out of the Hanoi Hilton, McCain, but in Wrestlemania “Mormon versus Marine” my Mitt’s will do the talkin’ and I will be the last man standing!

Nick E, Manhattan, NY

“Hey. Look at it like this. God doesn’t care and the devil will be happy either way.”

You calling me a liberal!! HA HA Well sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

John go sit down, just because you’ve beaten my pants off in these primaries doesn’t mean you can hog ALL of the TV time!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga

NovaCain! You’re sleep walking again! Back to your podium!

John, you go that way now - and no hugs tonight for you buddy!!

Romney:

Hey McCain, pull my finger!

McCain:

No way! The last time someone pulled your finger, practically everyone lost their jobs in the auto industry in Michigan!

Mitt Romney: Tell me your sorry for that timetable thing.
JohnMcCain: Only it I can have that $100.00 bill stuck to your suit

Susan
Phoenixville, PA

Anderson,

I watched the debate last night and overall I was very disappointed in how you handled the debate. I’m a Democrat who will be voting for Obama but I’m still interested in what the other candidates have to say. McCain and Romney are both jokes to me but to me it seems like Huckabee really has some intelligent things to say. You completely left out Huckabee and Paul last night which as a viewer was disappointing.

While Romney is busy pointing out liberals, McCain reaches over to “flip-flop” Romney’s collar.

-Dan Manes, San Diego, CA

“You look like you need a hug!”

McCain:

Now, now let’s talk about this in the hotel room later, no need to get angry.

Romney:

We’re all just mitts and gloves here, Senator.

Are you SURE that we’re against same-sex marriage?

Lewis
Portland, Oregon
http://www.spiritofsaintlewis.blogspot.com

Sumu Wrestling Ron Paul yells. ” At least im winning at Charades”

“I’m sorry, you’re John who?”

Mitt: ”Hey, I can answer that one.”
McCain: “NO, you can’t.”
Mitt:I’m going to answer that qeustion!”
McCain: “Just sit down, I’ll answer it, you’ll just confuse everyone, and yourself.”

Romney:
Oh yeah! I can beat you with one finger!!!

McCain:
Quit it! Quit it!

Bystander:
Somebody get the hose, they’re at it agian!

It’s OK I’m sure you’ll do better next time.

“If you stop pushing, I’ll quit pointing.”

Was the big bad Huckabee mean to the poor the poor little Romney.
Kayle, Connecticut

“Come right this way, Mitt, and we will get you a nice room right across the hall from Brittney Spears”.

Keep your friends close…and your enemies closer.

“No use pointing fingers. It’s not the media’s fault I’m leading the polls.”

Lisa, Elk Grove, CA

“Hey old man, you may have Arnie backing you but I’ve got God”

“Hey John! I think I see another politician who wants to endorse you.”
Philicia, Great Falls, VA

Hey, is that a smudge there on your tie? Ha! Made ya look!

“Now John, I hope you don’t think you’re going to lead again.”

Joe Luteran
Scottsdale, AZ 85258

“Never start on your left foot, John…it’s always “right” first” then two, three cha-cha-cha.”

McCain reconsiders timetable on Romney smackdown.

McCain: “Take your filthy mitts off of me!”

“Drop out of the race now, or this guy is going to get it!”

If you can’t govern Mitt, get out of the way for those who can!!

Romney: Why did you bring commando to the party.

McCain: All I want is a hug.

No John, the moderator said that I could lead!

Easy on the textiles McCain. This little number is dry-clean only.

Mitt: ” I dropped my chances of winning! ”
John: ” It’s ok, you never really had a chance! “

“Look, John, it’s Rudy, he’s asking you to follow him!”
Peter Trevino
New York, NY

Hey John,

did they give you any points when you stayed at the Hanoi Hilton ?

Mine says, ” I’ll buy your votes.” What does yours say?

Says John to Mitt: My arms may be shorter than yours but I’m reaching more people than you are!

Romney - No look where I am pointing, you took my chair you should be on the left-side of me not on the right-side of me.

McCain - I was left of you from the cameras point of view.

Romney - That’s another cheep shot isn’t it….

“Now now Mitt, no time for hostility.”

Mitt. I AM Security and i’m afraid you’ve been asked to leave..

David
Calgary, Alberta

“No John, they said that I get to sit next to Anderson this time, you may be taking all the delegates but I wont let you take this away from me too.”

Awww…Johnny, I think I know where somebody’s tickle spot is…gitchee gitchee goo!

Mitt Romney : ” No hard feelings? Let’s embrace? ” Are you bluffing MAC!?! Time out buddy and think about how you smeared my name!!
Valerie, Hillside, NJ

Lying Eyes? Oh no, I feel a song coming…where’s Huckabee?

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Hey John! Is that your wife or daughter over there???

Mitt says,”John you were just pathetic, you really don’t have a clue.” John says, “Well you are even more pathetic than me you self-absorbed petty boy.”

John .. let me go. I see a reporter i want to talk to at the New York Times Table .. Dooooohhhh! did i say that again?!

hey,Mcain, your mother said if you don’t have nothing nice to say to shut your mouth not your eyes!

Hi Anderson
I am a Canadian and watched the debate last night as an outsider. I am not into the American party politics but listened to the content of what was said. John McCain definitely lost the debate in terms of content and in terms of sincerity. Also, there are some indicators in what he said and how he said it, that he may not be a very intelligent person. So I was wondering? Do candidates get IQ tests?

I know that candidates have scripts to follow and it is obvious he needs a lot of direction.
In any case, I sincerely hope that my neighbors from the south get the progressive intelligent President that they deserve. The very best to you my friends!

Ted

“I will slap that finger pointing attitude right out of you, Mitt.”

Jooohhhnn! Leave me aloooone! I’ll tell! My mommy is right over there!

No Mitt, I will NOT pull your finger.

“Grab ‘im, Blitzer, he’s going for my throat.”

Romney: “No, wait John, it won’t do any good; it’s a clip-on tie.”

George P.

Jacksonville, FL

One way to get snot off your hands.

Get over there and sit down and leave my tie alone.

Mitt Romney: Areou going to say your sorry for that timetable thing?

John McCain: Only if you let me have that $100.00 bill stuck on your suit.

Susan
Phoenixville, PA

Calm down Mitt! All he said was “more men”

Calm down Mitt! He said “more men”

Tim
Salt Lake City, UT

“John, don’t tell me how to hug you. Are you the expert on my hug record?”

John, John, John. *sigh* How many times have I told you, you are not a jedi. You can’t use the force.

Disco anyone?

John: “Mitt! I think that you are a great guy, but I’ll tell you that Ronald Reagan would have picked me over you”

Mitt: “John! I think that you are a great guy also! Lets give this love-hate relationship a rest and do the walls and we let Nancy Reagan make a decision this time!!!”

“Taaraaraa raaraaa tu tum tu tum”

McCain: Now Mitt where did you say you got this suit? Mmmmmm, it’s really nice.

Mitt: Did you see that, just look over there…

McCain: Now, Mitt, quit trying to pick that guys nose. Thats just not polite.

McCain: Now, Mitt, I won’t dance with you, even if you do let me lead.

Mitt: But, I really want to dance with that guy over there. See, that guy over there.

Nice suit Mitt… Hickey-Freeman? What’d it run around $5000? NICE!!!

McCain and Romney are having a debate showdown

Hey, Miit, nice guns!

I’m sorry, Mitt, you’ll have to leave the debate now….

Mitt when I said give Ron Paul the finger I meant the OTHER finger!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Get out of my way old man. Go get a job on the Imus Ranch…

Surge murge. Don’t you have anything else to run on?

Hey, maybe we could go on Dancing with the Stars together, Mitt.

Hey look fella, you point at me, I pull your jacket!

McCain: Lead, follow, or get out of the way Mitt, I wanna dance.

Mitt: I don’t want to dance, I’m to pretty, aww so pretty. I’m just to sexy for my shirt.

My suit jacket is casmir. What is yours?

McCain said:
No Mitt, You need change your heart to discuss cut taxes the economy!

Did you hear that Mccain? I think Michael Ware just heckled me.

“Mitt…if you didn’t have two left feet, maybe you could be my VP.”

McCain- shut up just shut up you had me at hello ……give me a hug mitt

just kiss me you fool.

‘wow mitt I can see it now you are VP and I get the big leather chair and you get
the wooden chair.’

After I’m done with you, old man, you’re next, Anderson!

Robert
Jakarta

Don’t lean on me, your cane is over there!

Robert
Jakarta

Oh, no! Not the Purple Nurple!

Robert
Jakarta

Mitt: Oh, no, my friend. THEY ARE REAL!

Robert
Jakarta

Yo! Bring me that water. John’s sleepwalking again!

Robert
Jakarta

No, John. Your mom is over there.

Robert
Jakarta

You were in Vietnam 40 years ago. Why are you still talking about it?

No… hey… Get your hands off of me! I didn’t ask you to demonstrate how you’ll get Al-Qaeda out of Iraq!

Robert
Jakarta

THIS is how you think we should pat people down in the airport?

Robert
Jakarta

That’s a one-point deduction against John’s economic plan… ow! Hey… stop it!

Robert
Jakarta

Mitt: Dad?
John: Son? Come here you big lug!

Robert
Jakarta

Romney: You want straight talk? I can buy more votes than you can!!

Annie Kate
Birmingham AL

Get your finger out of that man’s head, right now!

Look old man, you have no chance against this kid sit back down!!

“hey John” I’ve got your time table right here!

what big bicceps
no no you got the biggest

Watching both debates you can tell who really has the best opportunity for the white house. The republicans have shown me no change in their attitude, you can tell by the cheap bickering and attitude.

No, I’M the expert !!!! No, I’m the king of the HILL!!!!

That’s quite a STIMULUS PACKAGE you got there!

John, look over there, your fan club is applauding for me!

Mitt: “C’mon, let’s re-enact that ‘hand of God touching the hand of Man’ painting…”

John: “I’ve got a better idea. Let me show you what it feels like to be touched by a candidate with the New York Times’s endorsement…”

-Bryan
Missoula, Montana

The door is that way you idiot.

No matter what candidate you favor we must all agree that the purpose that a debate should be fair and that no candidates are given an unfair advantage against other candidates. The mainstream media’s argument is that they give the candidates more face time because they’re “high profile” but the only reason they’re high profile is because they’ve been given so much face time. Only our entire democratic system is at stake.

I’m the governor, not the governator….Arnie’s over there… he’s the dude who’s got your back Mac, not me… go over there… oooover there. To your left… there you go. Good boy.

couldn’t watch 360 tonite. which one won?

McCain: Mitt, my friend, I’ll handle the war….

Romney: Yeah, but John the economy is over here….

i know you will remove this, as i do say what i think, but here goes…..mitt to mccain, (yOU’RE GOING DOWN, OLD MAN)……..

No Mitt, I’m on first !

John: Tag, you’re it.
Mitt: I told you to back off…

um, I think we have to get closer if we’re going to out dance Hillary & Barack…

“I’m not touching you…I’m not touching you…” –McCain

“WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME…STOP TOUCHING ME….” –Romney

Romney: John; before you body slam me! it was Ann Coulter sitting over there who called you a raging liberal!
MCcain; you are so going down pal!

Anderson
Your performance clearly showed that you didn’t care to hear what Ron Paul or Mike Huckabee’s views were. If you wanted a two candidate debate why wasn’t your first question “Ron, Mike will you please leave so I can host a debate with the candidates I want to hear?” It looks like your coverage was 180 degrees, not 360 degrees of coverage. Thanks for bringing us half a debate.